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A woman hears a knock. When she opens the door, a man asks, “Do you have a vagina?”
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning, the same man knocks and asks the same question. She slams the door again.
That night, when her husband gets home, she tells him what happened.
In a loving voice, he says, “Honey, I’m taking tomorrow off to be home in case this guy shows up again.”
The next morning they hear a knock and both run to the door. The husband whispers, “Honey, I’ll hide behind the door and listen. If it’s the same guy, answer yes. I want to see where the bastard is going with this.”
She nods and opens the door.
Sure enough, the same man is there and asks, “Do you have a vagina?”
“Yes, I do,” she says.
The man replies, “Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?”
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