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Yo con los animales: Compermiso cosita hermosa, no te vaya a pisar la patita. Yo con las personas: quítese.

me realizing my coworkers have genuinely settled for this life (i need to escape this job and lock in before i become them)

Perdón al final no puedo ir, es que tengo muchas ganas de no hacer nada.

being skinny would fix everything in my life

Nadie te advierte que tus 20s se resumen básicamente en buscar tu lugar en el mundo constantemente

Mejor hagamos una Vaki para ayudar a los animalitos de la calle ✨🖤

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Si van a aportar a la Vaqui de Harvard, me avisan y les mando mi cuenta, que yo estoy pagando de mi salario dos millones de maestría mensuales, criando una niña 11 años para la sociedad y alimentando la boquita de tres gatitos mientras atravesamos la gentrificación de Medellín.

The universe is a time machine and the math on the distance ladder will break your brain. 2,000 light-years gets you Rome. Go to 500 light-years and you're watching the Black Plague consume Europe in real time. At 80 light-years, you catch World War II. At 4.24 light-years, the nearest star system, Alpha Centauri, the light arriving right now left Earth in 2022. Someone there is watching us argue about whether GPT-4 is sentient. Now scale that in the other direction. The Andromeda Galaxy is 2.5 million light-years away. An observer there right now sees Earth before modern humans existed. They're watching early hominids figure out stone tools. They have no idea what's coming. The closest alien civilization is statistically estimated at 33,000 light-years away. They would be watching humans invent agriculture for the first time. Writing hasn't been invented yet. Cities don't exist. From their perspective, we are a species that just figured out how to plant wheat. Here's what makes the physics cruel. To actually see a human-sized object on Earth from just 20 light-years away, you'd need a telescope array roughly 100 million kilometers across. That's more than half the diameter of Earth's orbit around the Sun. To see Rome from 2,000 light-years? The optics required would be larger than our solar system. The light is real. The photons that bounced off Roman soldiers are still traveling outward at 300,000 km/s right now, carrying that information forever. The universe has a perfect recording of every moment in Earth's history, expanding in all directions at the speed of light. The problem was never distance. The problem is that no civilization, no matter how advanced, can build a lens big enough to read it.

Soy gente

Mi vida en una frase..

Current situation🤣🤣

Bueno, ya se que no seré programadora JAJAJAAJJAAJJ

¡Buenas noches! 🌙