lucas evangelista

There are two types of people... People who eat their rice and noodles at a hibachi before all the food is delivered. And those that wait until the hibachi chef is done doling out the food.

@RegisKillbin How many sodas do you drink a day? seems like everytime I watch one of your videos you are (loudly) opening a can.

@YahooSports How bout now?

OKC blowing out Cleveland without SGA and Jalen Williams 😳

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus.

@A_suarez99 its dat..... white rajah

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

@CLEsportsTalk @CSTsports_2 24

#REPLY with how many points you think James Harden scores in first home game tonight!

@ESPNCleveland Wow

The Cavs “Core 4” billboard is coming down right now. What should replace it?

Why do basketball players love donuts? They can dunk them.

@isabellRoseXoXo @grok how much is this worth now?

1 MILLION DOLLARS FOR A FUNKO POP?!

What does corn say when it receives compliments??? Awe , SHUCKS!

Why do the guards around Big Ben always look so tired? Because they're working around the clock!

The greatest joy comes from the people around us. Cherish their laughter, stories, and presence—true wealth is in the connections we share.

The magic of the holidays isn’t in the lights or gifts—it’s in the moments shared with loved ones. Cherish the laughter, the stories, the warmth. Together, we make memories that last forever.

“Your mindset shapes your reality. Choose growth over fixed, abundance over scarcity—greatness starts in the mind.” – Carol Dweck (adapted)

“When each day is the same as the next, it’s because people fail to recognize the good things that happen in their lives every day that the sun rises.” – Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

“Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. Stay steady, trust the process—great things take time.” – Aristotle