Lukáš Klim

@NASA Oh no...FlatEarthers will panic!

Good morning, world! 🌎 We have spectacular new high-resolution images of our home planet, all of us looking back through the Orion capsule window at our Artemis II astronauts as they continue their journey to the Moon.

@Hody_MH11 @grok confirm

KEBY STE NEVEDELI, ČO SA DEJE V ALTERNATÍVNOM VESMÍRE😅 Mimochodom, pánko má 170-tisíc followerov a post zdieľalo cez 440 duší🙃

@jsuchal Release manažér za 350€ .. wow...človek čo len posúva jira task do ďalšieho stĺpca.

Slovensko krajina IT zázrakov. Sadzby za človekoDEŇ: - 2013: Posudok Brhelovcov z cenníkov Tempestu/Softipu: 800 až 1000 eur - 2023: Tempest - 290 až 400 eur - 2024: Raši vybavil - 100 až 368 eur Po 11 rokoch, ~40% inflácii a pri globálnom nedostatku IT špecialistov.

@fugu3001 @jsuchal Bro, my máme tisícky zamestnancov po svete a sme stále startup 😁

Keď máme rollup, tak už sme oficiálne korporát?

@adamznasik2 😆 Adam, už mi začínaš chýbať v podcaste.

Zatiaľ najväčší útok na moju maskulinitu bolo Vašečkove pojednanie o ejakulovaní do pošvy a hlboký insight Jaroslava Danišku do sveta módy. Prečo sa tí ľudia nevedia starať aspoň desať minút denne len o seba a o tých, čo o to stoja? Dpč haute couture analytik zo Štandardu, poseriem sa.

@jsuchal Tak je to taký začarovaný kruh. Na jednej strane často diletant, ktorý si nezaslúži taký plat a na druhej tajomník, ktorý je v svojej podstate profesionál ale "nemôže" mať predsa vyšší plat ako jeho šéf. 🤷

@lukasklim Ministri sa nevolia a v kľude si zoberme trebárs štátnych tajomníkov alebo sekcnych riaditeľov ak vás toto vyrušuje. (Btw je to komplet mimo, odborník neurobí nič, pokiaľ nemá politický backup.)

Vypočul som si rozhovor s ministrom úradníckej vlády. Mal na starosti 1200 ľudí, 15 miliárd eur a plat... ~4000 v čistom. Keď už sme tu mali tú debatku o platoch programátorov a ich zodpovednosti.

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A Scala developer, a Kotlin developer, and a Java developer run into a magician playing a 3-cup trick. The magician goes "whoever guesses where the ball is gets $100." Scala guy goes first. He watches the trick carefully and then says, "I can tell by the type of cups you're using that the ball is not under any of them." Kotlin guy goes next, he watches the trick carefully and then says, "I can tell by the fact that you've suspended one of the cups at table's edge that the ball is not under any of them." Java guy goes next. He ignores the trick and the cups, punches the magician in the face, grabs him, and shakes him upside down until the ball comes out of his pocket. He then grabs the ball and runs away screaming "I found it! I found it!" Baffled by the severe brutality of the Java engineer, the magician goes "doesn't he want his $100?" Scala guy and Kotlin guy look at each other and say "Nope! In this case money is a side-effect!"

@mariofusco Maybe it's too soft for him 😁 The Violation from Fleshgod apocalypse would cheer him up.

For some reason my dog seems not to be a melodic death metal fan 🤔

When a recruiter on LinkedIn write me that they are looking for a rock star software developer, I can't avoid thinking to something like this 👇 ... and btw do you know what's the quality that is missing in average developers while one who really rocks must have? Pragmatism.

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@mariofusco Reminds me powerbuilder.. 🆘

Me: software engineering is dramatically declining The internet: no, it's not, it is only changing and you're not understanding how Me: mmm, maybe you're right, I should be more open minded and check what's new in tech The internet: here you go 👇

@mmatejovsky Ja mám poslednú dobu pocit, že skôr ide o dodanie funkcionality, než o nejaké umenie a best practices... žiaľ

Mozno nie velmi prekvapivo ma pristup ku tvorbe umenia a softweru vela spolocneho. Tomu, kto sa chce dozvediet viac o "best practices" od legendy menon Rick Rubin, odporucam siahnut po knihe lnkd.in/e5wpUk7R

@jsuchal Pfuu tam sa nechcem dostať 🙈

Dovolenka sa blíži!

@mariofusco 🙈

Dear UX/UI experts, can anybody explain to me why selecting a year from a dropdown list with 100+ entries should be more friendly than simply typing 4 digits?

@mariofusco Lego is the real one, the second one might be just impressive CGI 😄

Which one is the real one? 🤔

@mariofusco @DevoxxGR Optional in java is even more counter-intuitive while using "map" function. Lambda can return null, but the result is magically Optional.empty(). FlatMap makes less sense here.

The video of @DevoxxGR talk on Java API design is available youtu.be/tXTeLCwQZME

@sebastienlorber One word: composition

React was a mistake

There's a simple O(1) algorithm to check if a number is prime that works in 95%+ cases. Of course this is a joke, but it also comes with an important lesson: when estimating the probability of something never forget to take count of the base rate en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Base_rate…