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The Met Office has issued an “extreme heat” weather warning. Parts of the UK are expected to reach temperatures as high as 38°C across the next few days.

This leech already started taking attention away from the people who actually deserve it, over 2x more views than the real verification video rn 😬 we gotta make showcase channels illegal

Norway shipped over 2,000 lbs of their own food for World Cup to avoid American diet. They weren't leaving performance to chance: - 300kg of Atlantic salmon and fish - 116kg of Norwegian brown cheese - 6,000 oranges - 3 Norwegian chefs The lead chef, Aron Espeland, has cooked for the national team for 35 years. He flew in with brand new kitchen equipment and juicers shipped from Norway. Why go this far? Norway follows European food law, stricter than the US. They restrict ingredients on reasonable doubt, not after proof of harm. And their star takes it even further. Erling Haaland treats his body like a science project: - Morning sunlight and red light panels - Organ meats, grass-fed steak, ~6,000 cal a day - Mouth tape, blue-light glasses, bed by 10:30 - Ice bath into sauna, 4-5x a week - Filters his own water

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