Luke Bartlett

@joescole1987 @Keir_Starmer Speccy twat

@Keir_Starmer Absolute lies. You’ve added more red tape and taxes. Business has never been less incentivised. Stop your nonsense.

We are investing in Britain’s future by cutting the red tape that holds businesses back.

@NUCLRGOLF Get Paul Kimber to mark your card

@Dlnorton150879 SCAM

Anyone want £415 oasis tickets...having just witnessed 2 minutes of Liam Gallagher before the boxing I think I'm better on karaoke 😂😂

@bet_with_benny @notley10

OHH MYY , ITS FUCKING LANDED ! 😳 11,465/1 ✅ £57,695 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 WOW !!!!!!!

@NUCLRGOLF @sean Bartlett

🚨⛳️🏌🏻‍♂️ #DISCUSSION: How far on average do you hit your 7-Iron? (Via: iceterminal/reddit)

@NUCLRGOLF @gm__golf @notley10 8 tier kier

⛳️🫨 YouTube golf creator Garrett Clark sinks an incredible putt from long range 🔥 (Via: @gm__golf)

@NUCLRGOLF @JustinRose99 didn’t struggle at -8. Crazy he has to qualify

🚨🇪🇸❌#NEW: LIV Golfer Sergio Garcia has failed to qualify for The Open Championship, coming up two shots short at West Lancs. After his round, Garcia says large crowds and impromper crowd control cost him a chance at getting to Troon: “Unless we wanted to start hitting people we couldn’t hit. I don’t think they took that into account and that was unfortunate. It made us rush. On a day like today when the conditions are so tricky and you might need a little of bit of extra time here and there it doesn’t help out. Because of that I made a couple of bogeys that might cost me getting to Troon.” (Via @bunkeredgolf)

@JulianMKD @notley10

A lot of you are lazy but want to get rich. Here’s one easy guaranteed way to make money. Max stake on these per account vary from £5 to £40 depending on account. If you aren’t lazy , you can get 20 different bank cards under your name with different banks. You then get 4 other people to sign up to all the different banks so they can have 20 bank cards each (Offer them % of profit for doing that) You now have 100 different bank cards , you can then source & buy 100 bet365 accounts. You have 100 bank cards so can add 1 to each account. Max stakes will be different on each account but let’s say on average it’s £20 Across all accounts you can have £2,000 on this bet at evens odds which should be 1.30 If you want to play it extra safe then you also back Under 0.5 First Half to guarantee yourself not to lose (That’s gay and no fun tho) I wouldn’t do that myself cause doing all that for 2k isn’t worth it for me BUT if I had a normal 9-5 job making less than 5k a month I would be all over that. You can scale it even more if you get more bank cards and more accounts. Sky is the limit chico but you’d rather wake up and stack shelves for 2k per month. Get to work. Like this tweet if I should tweet about more ways you can make a couple grand

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ medic needed krakow Poland

@flushingitgolf @b_dechambeau @Crushers_GC @notley10

Bryson DeChambeau played a 510 yard par 5 with a junior set of clubs and went driver, driver, putt from the off the green, putt for a birdie 4. Easy game!

Lads have worked their arses off this week!!! Little green for our liking but we are happy greenkeepers leading into a busy weekend ⁦@broadstonegc⁩ #medal#bull

@ClubProGuy @notley10

Name a guy who wouldn't come off the course if his wife was in labor. I'll start.

4 keys to Scottie Scheffler winning the masters today and me winning a milly. #themasters 1. 1 shot at a time. Don't get too high. Don't get too low 2. Drive for show putt for dough 3. Hits your irons like a warrior poet 4. Don't let your wife go into labor.

@Cobratate Agree

Aston Martin DBS 770 number 17 of 300. Aston Martin V12 Vantage number 59 of 333. Me and my brother are tearing through Romania in two collector edition cars. 6-hour drive, two days in a row. Smoking the finest cigars. Racing over potholes, bumping the wheels, chipping the paint. TEARING THROUGH the mountains, driving the cars how they were meant to be driven. There is a difference between owning an Aston Martin and BEING an Aston Martin man. Every other one of these cars is sitting in a garage somewhere in the world, owned by men who just want to have them. Me and my brother are the only ones EXPERIENCING THEM. Driving them how they were meant to be driven, using them how the engineers envisioned them to be used. Pushing the cars to their absolute limits in the mountain roads, Bugs smashing onto the windscreens and kicking pebbles up in the wake. This is more than just about the cars, It's about LIFE. What's the point of the money and the power when you're too afraid to use it? The point of being rich is to NOT CARE about money. What's the point of buying a car you're scared to drive? What's the point of earning money you're afraid to spend? FREEDOM is the goal. Money and power are FREEING. But most men make it their prison. The watches, the houses, the cars, I don't buy them to hopefully sell them later. I buy them to EXPERIENCE them. You only get one shot in this life, don't be afraid to use it.

@NUCLRGOLF @TheLukeBartlett

This made me laugh way too much

Just because you are the New Captain of the Club doesn’t mean you are the best player, especially under pressure 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #CaptainsDriveIn 😳😳😳

Everyone who’s £200 down after day 1 at Cheltenham getting ready to do it all over again tomorrow

@Skratch @TPCSawgrass So many punters in this video

If anyone tries to tell you 17 @TPCSawgrass isn't 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 hard of a hole, show them this.