Luke Webster

I make great beer. My latest might just be my greatest ipa I’ve ever made. Come over to my house and try it!

@TLE_Car Yes but have you tried turning it off and on again?

I don’t do parasite cleanses because goodbyes are hard.

I don’t do parasite cleanses because I need all the friends I can get.

“We fell, he came down. He ascended, we are lifted up.”—Augustine

“Can you be America first and church first at the same time?…Machen was church first.” Quoth @ChortlesWeakly … @BobTheBaptist @JoelWebbon m.youtube.com/watch?v=bZerSz…

I got mine! ⁦@scotthortonshow⁩

What is Lindsay lohan’s sister’s name?

Another great episode from ⁦@DoomerInsights and ⁦@c4ssgroyper⁩ Duo Stulti | Understanding Justinian Part 2: The Vandalic War podbean.com/ei/dir-2amwy-2…

🚨 URGENT Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens. In short, this person claims that the Macrons have executed upon and paid for my assassination. Yes, you read that correctly. More specifically, that the green light was given to a small team in National Gendamarie Intervention Group. I am told there is one Israeli that is on this assasination squad and the plans were formalized. Again, this person provided concrete proof that they are well placed within the French government apparatus. Further to this point, this person claims that Charlie Kirk’s assassin trained with the French legion 13th brigade with multi-state involvement. Journalist Xavier Poussard’s life is also at risk. This is deadly serious. The head of state of France apparently wants us both dead and has authorized professional units to carry this out. I ask that every person RETWEET and share this. I do not know who in the American government can be trusted, since this source claims our leaders are aware. But I have more specific information which is definitively verifiable, should they care to reach out to me. To the brave official in France who did this because they were so moved by the evil of Charlie’s public execution to risk their own life— May God bless you. Truly. Let all be revealed.

We have a president who is actually pro al-Qaeda. Imagine that...

@c4ssgroyper I’m now officially a listener of Duo Stulti. Thank you @TLEbirdarchist . Thank you.

From a friend in Gaza with five small children to feed, who has lost almost half of his own body weight since March

A lot of people are Phil or Thropic. But I’m Phil and Thropic.

6000 episodes of provoked if it means at the end I can have average audio quality.

@scotthortonshow I love you, but you gotta fire your audio guy. Provoked has become unlistenable. How could the Scott Horton Show have solid audio but Provoked be so poor? Does some magic happen after you’ve done 6000 shows. I’ll do it if I have to. I’ll listen to the next…

It’s chillderburg time!

@carryonfreebird Here you go

I will be increasing the Biblical literacy on the timeline

⁦@Chillderburg⁩ What?!?

@5dollarL Finger licking good.

Leon Trotsky? Dudes looking like Leon Tendies.

@LibertyMugs Oh bother

Just remember, no matter how bad things are, you still have a lot to be very grateful for.