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@natashaqistina still available?

Selling 1x Up Ya Archives General Admission ticket at WHP MCR. DM if you’re interested!

@baileyhiggins_ Still available?

@nega_drika still available?

@ThompsonDavie78 still available?

@ana_carcam Still available?

@hollysaltmarsh_ can i buy the coach tickets?

@lillyalicelong @Printworks_LDN @UNITEDANTS Still Available? DM me

Just served a customer who asked me if a thought corona virus was being blown out of proportion to distract the public from the govt getting rid of menthol fags :)

Tesco: 6 feet apart at all times, 1 in 1 out, blood sample at the door. Centra: *electric guitar riff* 'Welcome to the Coronadome!'

@Isaiahmanney naw miss me wit that gay shit. break out a nintendo switch and now you’re talkin

Fuck.

Trent? Corona can go fuck

*someone clearly not loving it* Me: You love it

Calling someone a 'Fuckin Rat' in a thick Belfast accent is truly orgasmic x

For anyone not following Northern Irish Politics the North Belfast Election will now be exclusively UDA Vs IRA