Luke Skywalker

Turns out the Forest Moon of Endor has a red light district.

Who needs a blue tick? I've got blue milk. Besides. I dead.

Send me @NandosUK

Wait, is this the lovechild of Artoo and BB-8? Sounds like it. Oh the thought of those fluids flowing, those gears a grindin'. Puts my lightsaber up

Totes need a babysitter. WTF was I thinking?

David Prowse was Darth Vader.

If the Galactic Senate would just get their lockdown shit together, we could stop the spread of midichlorians.

I'd be excited about the new movie but, y'know, I'm dead.

RIP Peter Mayhew. The heart of the Wookiee.

Episode 9: Return of the Luke I hope.

Save the UK (its full of ewoks anyway) from the dark side. Join the rebellion. yadda yadda petition.parliament.uk/petitions/2415…

Why aren't yellow shoes more common?

@InitiativeQ is a new currency by ex-Empire (paypal) guys, and here its free. If Q succeeds, economic models estimate the reward would be more money that you can imagine. I dunno kid, I can... etc. Name and email and your spot is reserved. By invite only: initiativeq.com/invite/rLl4UAl…

I wonder if I can buy my way back to life?

It so hard to press clothes when you're a force ghost.

You know how the light from your phone keeps you awake at night? Imagine being me.

I miss the everyday things. Blue milk, pizza, combing my hair (jk), flossing, building sandcastles (screw you, dad), Candy Crush, Tinder, spaghetti hoops, birthday cards, 'Just For Men' nights in with a movie, Atari, fresh pillows, birdsong, a good dump, and Sundays.

Turns out being dead is pretty chill.

Planning my domination of PornHub

@kiyanwang enjoy your blue milk today!