Luke Skywalker

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Luke Skywalker

Luke Skywalker

@lukeskywalker

Jedi. Galactic playboy. Jerk. No words.

Sunny Ahch-To Katılım Haziran 2007
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Turns out the Forest Moon of Endor has a red light district.
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Who needs a blue tick? I've got blue milk. Besides. I dead.
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Wait, is this the lovechild of Artoo and BB-8? Sounds like it. Oh the thought of those fluids flowing, those gears a grindin'. Puts my lightsaber up
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Totes need a babysitter. WTF was I thinking?
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David Prowse was Darth Vader.
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If the Galactic Senate would just get their lockdown shit together, we could stop the spread of midichlorians.
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I'd be excited about the new movie but, y'know, I'm dead.
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RIP Peter Mayhew. The heart of the Wookiee.
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Episode 9: Return of the Luke I hope.
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Why aren't yellow shoes more common?
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@InitiativeQ is a new currency by ex-Empire (paypal) guys, and here its free. If Q succeeds, economic models estimate the reward would be more money that you can imagine. I dunno kid, I can... etc. Name and email and your spot is reserved. By invite only: initiativeq.com/invite/rLl4UAl…
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Luke Skywalker@lukeskywalker·
I wonder if I can buy my way back to life?
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Luke Skywalker@lukeskywalker·
It so hard to press clothes when you're a force ghost.
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You know how the light from your phone keeps you awake at night? Imagine being me.
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Luke Skywalker@lukeskywalker·
I miss the everyday things. Blue milk, pizza, combing my hair (jk), flossing, building sandcastles (screw you, dad), Candy Crush, Tinder, spaghetti hoops, birthday cards, 'Just For Men' nights in with a movie, Atari, fresh pillows, birdsong, a good dump, and Sundays.
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Turns out being dead is pretty chill.
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Planning my domination of PornHub
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