Luke Blunt

To the man who designed the plastic boxing for Applewood cheese to fit so perfectly around a standard cheese grater... you deserve a raise (and also a lifetime supply of a cheese of your choosing).

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Hell's Stone Whisky from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

Buzzing for Summer.

@MrJamesMay Always good to invest in a good mattress and a good pair of shoes; because, if you're not in one, you're in the other!

I bought a new mattress yesterday. Can anyone name a more boring thing to buy? Expensive ‘n’ all.

I don't want a Nissan GTR anymore. I just want a peaceful life. And I've got that, and I am very grateful for it. But I'll tell you what I DON'T have... Nissan GTR. 🤔

Penguin bars have jokes on the back that aren't funny. I think @AldiUK should start putting actual funny jokes on the backs of their Seal bars.

Starting to think I'm getting old; - Call Of Duty had an update and it sucks. - What's the point in Twitter? - I enjoyed 9 holes of golf recently. - I had some pretty nice compliments when I wore a poloshirt. - I talk about golf more than I talk about things I used to.

"If we're having dinner at 4pm, I'll be smashin' bacon burgs at 9:30pm.", I joked. My wife found it humorous but she quickly lowered her eyebrows as my shrug suggested I couldn't be trusted with that idea now happily echoing in my afternoon thoughts.

Wings Wednesday with the boys tonight.

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HEY @GIPHY ! Are we notified when GIFs are approved or do I need to keep checkin' in? Cheers!

I'm eating cheese right now as if I WANT to have nightmares. 👍🏻

Saw this reflection and immediately had to share it.

Having a toddler is the exact opposite of a having a butler.

Knowing that I have no dried parsley to sprinkle atop my meal makes me immediately lose my appetite.

Do chores. Drink beers. @tinyrebelbrewco

This Ginger beer has gone straight to my 'ed.

"Oi mate, could you do a skinfade for a tenner?" "I could but...

Stressful game, bro.

This placement makes sense to me but I'd like a second opinion. Curls vs coils. Sidenote: The 'Kyivs' have been in for 10 minutes already.