Luke Storey

the only gig i have ever genuinely enjoyed standing & watching was watch the throne at the o2

chat gpt knows me better than anyone

ya just can’t trust somebody with a mullet

@StoneCold1000 Where have you gone ? Beneath ya is it?

@StoneCold1000 That’s it then is it? The ol team on the scrap heap?

@StoneCold1000 He died.. Untraceable 👀 🫵🏼

@StoneCold1000 This has been apposed upon me 🙄 This has been apposed upon me 🤪

@StoneCold1000 He’s bad And he’s dangerous.

@StoneCold1000 I also dont think you should go out with a 25 year old 😐

@StoneCold1000 I don’t think you’ll win a pulitzer…… For filth. 😳

@StoneCold1000 Why didn’t you do all ya Kung Fu / SAS stuff on him? Coz i don’t know any 😔

@StoneCold1000 If he starts with me i will destroy him

@StoneCold1000 You think those are big lights!? I could have big lights I want small lights if anything

@StoneCold1000 I’m supposed to watch you so i can tick the box 😐

@StoneCold1000 Do one of you aswell 📸

@StoneCold1000 *knock knock* DO NOT COME IN!!! I’m just finishing a meeting.. Do NOT come in !!

@StoneCold1000 Have a lovely bit of muffin.

@StoneCold1000 Calm down. Muffin?

@StoneCold1000 I couldn’t miss my genies first big grown up play