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@lulutemi

happy go lucky lady hoping for d best in life and hoping they come at their appropriate times

Nigeria Katılım Mayıs 2011
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
Today is the birthday of @bond_00Seven. This man right here, is a stand up man. Married, very smart and kind. He has been fierce in defending me, and when he disagrees, we discuss it too. In our group, we all love him. I don't know what he looks like, but I vibe with his mindset. He has been in our community for years and has been steadfast with it, supporting us and encouraging us too. He knows how to rat a snitch and reads deep meanings into things. He was the first person to identify that opioro mango is a snitch and should never have been part of our group. The day he was kicked out of our group, everyone agreed that it was the right thing to do. I want to specifically thank him for all his support throughout the years. May God continue to bless him, his lovely wife and his lovely children. Happy birthday to you, big man 🙏
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
Let me give you one example as it regards to marriage. When a husband is caught cheating, he doesn't go mad for being caught, and he doesn't start to recruit his children towards hating their mother. When a wife is caught cheating, she either starts planning to eliminate her husband, or she starts to recruit her children towards hating their father. I believe you read a typical example of this in the DM that I shared yesterday from that young lady. End.
MrsN💎🦋@MrsN_L

@jon_d_doe Please explain…

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Martins Rashford
Martins Rashford@heisMartinsutd·
Why are some of you like this 😭😭😭?
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Wendygold Kelechi
Wendygold Kelechi@wendy4benny·
I will not speak long Grammer here, I'd just go straight to the point. Any man who tries to bring down @jon_d_doe is a hypocrite and a hater, I can excuse my gender because some of us no get sense and we are not being realistic.. As married men most of you know he is saying nothing but the honest truth, many of you knows he has your reciept, many of you knows he has been of help to you in your homes! Why then will you turn back to bite the hands that fed you in one way or the other? No man born of a woman can beat his hands on his chest to say he has not learnt one or two from his page, unless you want to be deceiving yourselves so I ask again what is really your grievances? Is it because he refused to join you people? You call our wonderful community a cult, meanwhile na una wan recruit am into what I don't know! You envy his relationships with men, but mostly women because you cannot gain access to ladies as much as they flock around him🤪( as e deyh pain them e deyh sweet me🤣😂) some of you go as far as looking for evidence from some of his supposed side chick to nail him😂🤣🤣fools ( iberibe), una no know say all na for the fun and liveliness of the community... Some of you cannot understand how he does his doings, and still stand upright not bulging or bending (something wey the thirst of fame and greed no go ever let una achieve) hypocrites.... I can tell anyone for free, my parent brought me up well, mostly my father and his teachings I have never and can never forget, but from Agba's page and through this community I have learnt so many things that has made me better in my marriage, it isn't perfect but it keep getting better, and with my little wisdom and experiences, plus the ones wey I still deyh see Agba truly deserves a flower and you see that envy and jealousy nya ge gbu una🤪🤪...... Ndi Ala nwuranwu
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Ayubberry
Ayubberry@Ayubberry2·
@lulutemi @jon_d_doe What they fail to understand is there will always be exceptions to everything. But exceptions don’t change a fact.
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
I have blocked him for the second time. First time, he came to my back up page to apologize. This time, he is blocked for good. I don't hide my words or anger. If show me that you're a hater, I'll show it back to you without restriction. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Glorious God@GloriousGod01

I do not support the idea of a "ho phase." But I think that is not what Àgbà John Doe is truly saying. What I think he means is that: many women under 25 struggle to commit because they tell themselves, "I am still young. I need to enjoy my youth before settling into marriage." He is not excusing or encouraging promiscuity. If that were his point, I would reject it outright. Far from it; I have zero tolerance for whoredom. That said, the timeline is flooded with men dragging non-virgin women while demanding purity from them. Who exactly is disvirgining these women? Are men somehow exempt from the same standard of purity? Every post tilts heavily against women. You demand that women remain virgins while allowing men to whore around freely. Imagine a man openly boasting that he has slept with countless women yet insists on marrying a virgin and the crowd cheers him. That is sheer stupidity and rank hypocrisy. I honor and respect chastity. Women who guard their virginity until marriage deserve genuine admiration and the highest regard. But they must never settle for men who have whored around. You cannot sleep with an entire community and then expect a woman who kept herself pure to accept you as her reward. God forbid. My direct advice to women is this: If you are still a virgin, cherish and protect that gift with everything in you. But make no mistake; do not marry a man who is not a virgin. He does not deserve you. Period. Above all, love God.

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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
By the way, I am not sure that I saw much of under 25 year old girls attacking that post. It was mostly coming from men, older men and even some married men. Idiot men. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 End.
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Chocolate
Chocolate@lulutemi·
@jon_d_doe Agba leave dem. Everybody go dey alright. Plus who can decipher, plus who can't, plus who can but it doesn't resonate with what's in their head. Women didn't go against it cos they know how far. Dem no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall
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JhayVaughn
JhayVaughn@misogynicson·
@jon_d_doe Omo if you like advice from now till next 10’years na under 25 we go marry
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Chocolate
Chocolate@lulutemi·
@jon_d_doe I simply get a new broom and cut it to length
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
This was why I asked the question on whether it's the same broom. My guess is that, if most people would prefer to use the traditional broom rather than the plastic, then it would mean that the broom adds a special ingredient or flavor to the Ewedu. Would that be correct?
Adewale Quadri@Comioflife

@jon_d_doe I think there is plastic one not broom one

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Sherif
Sherif@sheriff963·
@jon_d_doe Yea it is different, But sometimes if you don’t have fresh broom and you want to make emergency ewedu, you can use the toilet broom. I have seen one do that back then.
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Prestigious
Prestigious@Prestigious_Gt·
She had 2.5k followers before uploading this dump And now she is almost 4k Who are those following her I thought we all agreed……….🤐 never mind
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Jane Doe
Jane Doe@Lifesorchard·
I respectfully seek your opinion on a matter that has left me deeply concerned regarding a proposed marital union. Approximately one week ago, I completed the traditional introduction rites with a lady I intended to marry. Following this, I deemed it appropriate for her to formally meet my mother, who had recently returned from Canada after omugwo. During this visit, while we were both seated in the living room, my fiancée proceeded into the kitchen unannounced and prepared this ( i will attach picture) without informing either myself or my mother. My mum asked our help jf she is cooking ans she said is uncle wife that is cooking , my mother calmly addressed her, stating that although the gesture may have been well-intentioned, it would have been more appropriate for her to inform her beforehand. She further advised that this is not right However, the response I witnessed was both unexpected and troubling. My fiancée replied in a confrontational tone, saying, “Is it not just chicken? Did I kee anyone?” My mother, maintaining composure, cautioned her against such a manner of speaking, In response, the lady stated that she is from a particular tribe known for being “stubbornn” and emphasized that she is not Igbo, she said i am not an igbo girl to take such. At this point, my mother chose to disengage and walked away without further confrontation. Subsequently, my fiancée approached me and alleged that my mother had been rudee to her. Given my knowledge of my mother’s temperament, I found this claim inconsistent and decided to verify the situation through CCTV footage. Upon review, it became evident that my fiancée had indeed acted in a disrespectfulll and confrontational manner. When I confronted her with this, she not only refused to take accountability but escalated the situation by physically assaultinggg me she slappeddd me after which she packed her belongings and left. Since then, I have blocked all direct communication with her. However, she has made repeated attempts to reach me through third parties, expressing a willingness to apologize to my mother and reconcile. Given these circumstances disrespect toward my mother, refusal to accept correction, physical aggression, and subsequent attempts at reconciliation I am compelled to ask Is this a suitable partner for marriage, I am scared of her now . #copiedpost
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Chocolate
Chocolate@lulutemi·
@Teeniiola You don't have to borne a second child. Another person will do it
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TENIOLA
TENIOLA@Teeniiola·
I have a rule when it comes to motherhood. A push gift is non negotiable for me. If I'm having a child for my husband he must get me a push gift, it's non negotiable. So immediately I tell you I am pregnant go and start saving immediately, you have 9 months to save. It can be a car or a house. If you dont get me a push gift I'm not having a second child for you, you can go to court and everything but I can never be f0rced" — Lady
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Rolexy 💡
Rolexy 💡@itz_rolexy23·
@jon_d_doe Are you telling me that my uncle pot belly is not from Guinness stout? What cause it then? 🤔
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
Just observe most men that drink Guinness stout. They don't have pot bellies. I can't say for others. End.
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meke kingsley
meke kingsley@MekeKingsley·
@jon_d_doe Why on earth with you think of anus what happened to the V. You are a potential gay nothing you fit tell me. The thing is this, let say d drop $70K to sleep with a man you can easily relate because you one practice it with ur girl. But where exactly will I start from
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
Well I disagree with you. A man may have sexual fantasies to fuck a woman's anus and that doesn't make him gay. Go and set your nyarsh for any friend that you know has fucked a woman's ass before to fuck yours too. You'll see yourself in the hospital. End.
Darlington@SaintAbuchi

@jon_d_doe Any man who enjoys the second hole is a potential g@y

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Chocolate
Chocolate@lulutemi·
@jon_d_doe Even if the lady doesn't seem to support her mother, one day she go marry. Matters will come up and she will still turn to this mother for advice. Na there drama dey start
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
Women know that most men would cancel them because of the bad behavior of their mothers. So they may pretend to be different, to decieve you into marrying them. Then they may team up with their mothers, to deal with you. You can't separate a daughter from her mother. End.
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Chocolate@lulutemi·
@onyek45 @jon_d_doe You no lie. My boss once told me they will ue this working tool to put a woman in the open mouth of a snake. And she won't know when she will reach there
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Onyek🌸
Onyek🌸@onyek45·
@jon_d_doe Is not easy for ladies to get rid of a man with a good working tools 🤣 anyway to whom it may concern. End
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
Dear young single ladies, If your man is currently living in your house, please kick him out. Tell him to go look for his own house, if he wants to be in a relationship with you. Do not let his penis & the way he licks your toto to decieve your brain. I have said my own. End
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