luminous

i tried making a strawpage??? still dont understand what that is luminousevil.straw.page

@SKYLNDSPRDYNEWS so they let random people in the game but not me, what a suprise

@luminousevil God

BREAKING NEWS: Kit will be a Skylander in Skylanders: Seven

sounds cool but like what is it

what the fuck is a syntax

@Fl0ating_Head alright

@luminousevil Just do that for now. No objective, yet

are the doom raiders hiring because to be honest i am broke

@Fl0ating_Head so like what do the doom raiders actually do exactly? do i just do what i was already doing which was doing as much crime as possible or is there a new objective

@luminousevil Cool

sometimes i like to blind people for no reason

the fuck is an arbys

@SKYLNDSPRDYNEWS CUSTODY GOES TO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW?

BREAKING NEWS BOOMER has been convicted of abandoning his son, Eye-Small. Rumors say custody will be going to the Darkness. But that is just a theory. A Skylanders theory.

@SKYLNDSPRDYNEWS im gonna miss him, boo hoo boo hooo BOOO HAHA BOO HOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY HES DEAD LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BREAKING NEWS Boomer has died. Again.

do i let them live or do i just kill them

why the fuck are a cat with a gun and a talking backpack robot think at sunscraper spire

@Fl0ating_Head uhhhh alright i'll join i guess

@luminousevil I’m restarting the Doom Raiders, so yeah You just, for reasons, have to be okay with it being renamed to the Eye-Small Raiders

@Fl0ating_Head YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

@luminousevil He’s dead, so

so like do i still owe boomer money because i already got robbed like that shits gone

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh god dont tell me they got the xbox

oh happy day, they stole my fucking furniture too

@SkylandersFact hes like one of the only skylanders i find tolerable

Skylanders Fun Fact!!! If you hate Wrecking Ball you have no soul, how can you hate this adorable little creature

@Doctor_Skylands couldn't have said it better myself

@luminousevil People also still treat me like a bad guy most of the time. I may still am a little. While Boomer, someone that blew up multiple hospitals, is seen as a hero by everyone. But when we commit a crime, it is seen as the WORST THING EVER.

I am not going to quit my job as teacher at the Skylanders Academy by the way. It is kinda fun.