kath 🥽

with your fists for once; 10k, E #hollanov #heatedrivalry #heatedrivalryfic - internalized homophobia, repression -touch-starved ilya provokes shane into fighting with him because that’s the only physical contact he thinks he deserves archiveofourown.org/works/82646336…

he’s so merp #ilyarozanov

@evolverozanov was about to agree but if i’d died after college then never would’ve met shane hollander… really makes u think..

i think we should be allowed to Die after college

@ilya4mvp people are really reinventing jegulus shit with them

Just saw someone shipping Cliff and Hayden bro yall are bored.

@storriehudcon dean winchester went to hell the same year shane hollander and ilya rozanov met. just something i’ve been thinking about

just remembered i used to have a supernatural fan acc on instagram with like 14k followers in 2016…. 😭😭 anyone fw spn?

@bonerstorrie archiveofourown.org/works/77923166 hiiii i did one where roselana are making out at the club (ostensibly to get the boys to stop staring at each other and pay attention to them again)(but really because theyre 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩)

so fucking buzzy can someone write a club scene roselana au or do i gotta do everything

huge day for armpit lovers

he’s trying to impress the lifeguard

@HUDCONH0LIC being in between their ages always fucks me up because i’m like wait why am i stanning someone i could’ve been in gym class with this is humiliating… and then i continue to stan 😔

sometimes i forget hudson is 25 and connor is 26 i mean they are a few years older than me and i treat them either as babies or as grown ass adults … but they are not … i need to smoke a cigarette

they ask me what it’s like to be a bisexual fujoshi femcel with an internet addiction in the era of hudson williams and i say Not everything feels like something else

this summer they need to do THE VAMPIRE LESTAT raves the way they’ve done heated rivalry raves even though attendance will be three people and an ear of corn

ass fat for what? to attract men?

and when they cast matt damon and ben affleck as adam and riley in the shots you take adaptation

quoting the notebook to a fish.... he's so ridiculous lmfao

im so harmed

he’s pregn-[TRAIN PASSES BY]

calm down little berry

LIVING IN THIS SINGLE FRAME

if anne rice wrote heated rivalry they wouldn’t be allowed to have actual sex because she would be saying that playing hockey against each other is so transcendentally erotic it renders actual sex meaningless