Alex Lummus

My Dad Loves @johnboychi

Congrats to our 2026 All-Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Going to tell my grandkids this is Washington and his army

Intermission “I smoke one cigarette a year” This is Mintzy’s second cigarette of the day

@StevenCheah @Cairo_xprsk Great answer! 😎

@Cairo_xprsk 21

Can you solve this? 👇

Me and my roommate Pete aboutta eat these burritos while watching ourselves as the thumbnail for today’s Yak. Life’s truly fucking crazy man @BarstoolBigCat

Sandra Hüller tells us that she chose to sing ‘Sign of the Times’ by Harry Styles in ‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’. “They asked me if I would [sing in the scene] and I overcame my fear and tried to find a song overnight... Amy Pascal got the rights, and we shot it the next morning.”

@StevenCheah Cheah , I love you , but the personal item bag (backpack) should ALWAYS stay with you under the seat. You don't get 2 carry-ons.

Need Twitter’s help. I flew from San Francisco (SFO) to Chicago (O’Hare/ORD) today. On the plane I had my carry on and a personal item, which was a grey Herschel Supply Co. backpack. I was pretty far back on the plane and put it in a compartment a few rows ahead, but when I got off the plane it wasn’t there. I had a friend check lost and found at SFO and it’s not there. I also had a friend see me with the backpack getting on the plane, so what should I realistically do? It appears it was stolen from the plane. Likely mistakenly, but still. The airports just give a bunch of numbers that I can leave voicemails on and email addresses I likely will never hear back from. Any advice?

Matt Ryan has been named our President of Football! atlfal.co.nz/45y6nCg

We have completed an interview with Matt Ryan for our president of football position atlfal.co.nz/4qeWt0F

@BarstoolBigCat Because we fell short one too many times. That 5 game losing streak killed us and we had so much potential to be a playoff team.

Why?

He’s back!

Hydroplaning (all time kb rant)

Legend.

For ten years, I developed a Hulk Hogan biopic. It was the thrill of a lifetime to work with one of the Mount Rushmore’s of professional wrestling. We got close. Hemsworth starring. Todd Phillips directing. Netflix financing. But the most exciting moment was when he called me “brother”. RIP to an icon.

@MovieMcFly @BarstoolBigCat @Zaccornelius_ I'd like to insert myself in the @Zaccornelius_ look alike contest

@BarstoolBigCat @Zaccornelius_ AND theres this guy on tiktok that eats fastfood daily that not only looks like @Zaccornelius_ but is named Zach and has very similar glasses 🤓

Ummm @Zaccornelius_?

Our new guy @Zaccornelius_ outlines how he gained 18 lbs. in under three weeks in Chicago so far. Presented by @rhoback

La Bestia is BACK 💪 @ronaldacunajr24

Breaking 🚨 Mr Jerry is set to release Thursday May 29th. #Forthekids #MrJerry