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If you're not prepared to spend 1/3 of your day "watching this," then you aren't ready to be a parent.

I'm excited to try jellyjelly.com @jellyvideochats

@aussiedave To be clear to everyone who says Dave is right, if someone texts you on a Monday or a Tuesday and says, “See you next Sunday.” You would automatically 100% be certain that person meant two Sundays from now, not the next Sunday that was coming in 5-6 days?

Can you settle a debate between @lunchboxdad and me: This Sunday is this Sunday. Next Sunday is the Sunday after this Sunday. Yes or no.

@aussiedave So what then is the Sunday after next? Is it the Sunday after this Sunday or the Sunday after the next Sunday? It’s a slippery slope Dave.

@JasonInman @aussiedave I’ll agree to that, lol.

@aussiedave @lunchboxdad Your logic is fairly sound, but I do not take sides against my own. So, I present a question to both of you. When Sunday comes, and you are talking about it, will you call it "This Sunday?" Will you call the coming Sunday, "Next Sunday?" On Sunday's you're both wrong :)

Who else is excited to see Kung Fu Panda 4? We can’t wait to see it as a family and had to make a Po lunch to celebrate. We used microwaveable sticky rice, and dumplings to make it easy. We also had to include noodles as well. Here is how to make it for your kids!

@McdonnellCallum @lemachine This whole discussion was so good, already listened to it twice and am sending it to members of my social team!

Want to win on Social Media? You need to understand why it's used: • Entertainment • Escapism How can you incorporate these into your content? Ryanair's Ex Head of Social (@lemachine) breaks it down for me:

Some of y’all really weren’t there for the early days of social.

Teenagers: Making loud animal noises acting dumb out in public. Parents: *Exist* Teenagers: Can you please stop, it’s so embarrassing!

Reserve your seat for our PBH Expert Series Webinar on 6/20 @ 2pm ET. Join @lunchboxdad, @ChefAbbieGellma & @YaleDining, Health & Wellness Manager, Sarah Kiel as they discuss hacks that build habits in retail, foodservice & at home. Register: bit.ly/3LLJVeg #haveaplant

#ad Make a budget meal w/@mooresmarinades from @dollargeneral! Ingredients: Moore's Buffalo Wing Sauce, 1 bag mixed veggies, 1 1/2 cups chicken broth, 3 boneless skinless chicken breasts, cornbread mix, 1 cup sharp cheddar cheese, oil, equal parts flour & butter, salt & pepper.

Happy #StarWarsDay! May the 4th be With You! I hope you enjoy a breakfast like my Chewbacca roast, Chewy bandolier bacon, and banana TIE Fighters! #MayThe4th @starwars

@CuteMonsterDad I think my watch was trolling me. AI must be stopped.

@lunchboxdad Impressive.

It was tortilla chips. I was eating tortilla chips. I don’t know if I should be offended or impressed with myself that my Apple Watch thought I was eating tortilla chips at such a rapid rate that it might as well record it as a workout.

@jappleby Also a Celsius makes work more pleasant for sure!

If you’re a tall human, I just can’t stress enough how much more pleasant you can make work with a cheap $20 laptop riser.

Some kid-friendly hacks to #haveaplant from @lunchboxdad 1. Add dips for fun flavor 2. Create fun shapes with #fruits & #veggies 3. Everything's more fun on a stick! Think outside the box.

@jappleby The Breds! Nice!

Guess what movie I’m seeing tonight.

Whether you're cheering on your favorite team or rooting for the underdog tonight, we think you're definitely going to want to be snacking on these 🔥 #haveaplant Recipe c/o: Have A Plant® Ambassador, @lunchboxdad

@jappleby It’s so good! The choreography of the fight scenes is amazing!

John Wick 4 is John Wick perfected.

@jappleby I agree w/you about the #ad commentary in today's Future Social newsletter. However, after working as an influencer w/brands for years it is so difficult to convince them otherwise. Mostly because that is coming from their lawyers who are WAY too conservative on this.

Check out this fun Scooby-Doo Mystery Lunch from @lunchboxdad 🥪 Ingredients: Whole wheat tortilla, blackberries, grapes, white cheese, black olive, turkey, black food coloring marker, Scooby Snacks, baby carrots, multiple colors of fondant, yellow and blue fruit by the foot.