lungbones

i miss my cat and i’m crying and real i’m a real man who misses his cat

if you don’t say goodnight then i won’t be able to sleep because i’ll think that you died and that it’s my fault

@liquidprismata @fantazmagorija yeah and like most of it’s not even mine, so obviously i’m ok

@fantazmagorija @lungbones oh, only a few million genetically-stored semiotic-experiences with RED 🩸

tf gave it away

i like horror movies where you immediately hate every character and want them to die

there’s a feral cat colony in my neighborhood and i was petting their leader and then the lady who takes care of them came out and talked with me about the cats and then two more cats came up to me and i pet them too. the end.

me omw to the kitchen to get a snack

@awscloud idk i’m sorry i’m so sorry

Your AI agent works fine in testing. So why does it fail in production?

i thought time was supposed to cyclical, when am i gonna feel okay again, when’s that part cycling back

if i want something to happen I just have to be afraid of it

you look like you don’t even have a single mental problem

@seedposting “i might need to look at this again later”

@lungbones Cackling at the bookmark

face reveal #facereveal

fuck the divine 🖕🥲

you have to join my cult i just said so

@seedposting i cackled and cried

@lungbones Reminds me youtube.com/watch?v=f2rgzs…

responding “nunya” to every question during the job interview

Oh, no, no, take me from my misery There's no such thing as living comfortably There's no such thing as going home I'm not formed of myself alone open.spotify.com/track/17XFCyOP…

there’s no mirrors in my house because that’s where my enemy lives and he is not welcome in my home (because of being my enemy)

send this tweet to your girlfriend or boyfriend and then break up with them

i barf like hell all over the place whenever i read your tweets

hmm seems like 13,000 people want to marry me. how many people did you say wanted to marry you? one? huh.