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@lungfish2k

Periodic pundit. Make funny funny again.

Katılım Şubat 2008
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Jim Geraghty
Jim Geraghty@jimgeraghty·
The stairs go deep — eight flights, and each landing of each flight is made of metal grates, creating the unnerving sense that you can see all the way down, beneath your shoes. But there’s a purpose to this flooring, even if it’s no friend to any user unnerved by looking down from a great height. If some sort of terrible explosion occurred at the entrance to the stairs, some of the concussive force from the blast would pass through the flooring of the stairway landings, hopefully keeping the stairway intact. Arena Center Hakaniemi is part of a vast network of underground civil defense shelters.
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Curt Reynolds
Curt Reynolds@lungfish2k·
@NewsHour "Nothing to worry about, but that's why we're in HazMat gear!"
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PBS News@NewsHour·
The ship at the epicenter of the hantavirus outbreak has been evacuated, and 16 Americans have now been transported to a specialized quarantine unit in Nebraska. to.pbs.org/4nqAYcT
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Curt Reynolds
Curt Reynolds@lungfish2k·
@jimgeraghty Officials are starting to say, "...in an abundance of caution," which means un-elected bureaucrats will start stripping citizens of their rights post haste.
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Curt Reynolds
Curt Reynolds@lungfish2k·
@HumanaHelp Hi, I'm trying to see if my registration has my alternate address on it. I signed up for your medicare advantage plan, and I hope to get my card well before i need it. Thank you. Curtis Reynolds (Ft. Collins, CO)
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Curt Reynolds
Curt Reynolds@lungfish2k·
@HumanaHelp Hi, I recently signed up for a Medicare Advantage plan, and I need an ID card sent to an alternate address. Since I don't have the ID card yet, I can't sign in. Can you please direct me to the appropriate method? I signed up online.
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Curt Reynolds
Curt Reynolds@lungfish2k·
@McDonalds I am feeling it this morning! No butter, jam, or salt. Grumpy employees . Yuk!
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Jim Geraghty
Jim Geraghty@jimgeraghty·
Nominating "My Pillow" guy Mike Lindell to take on Minnesota governor Tim Walz in 2026 would be a form of surrender, and a national declaration that the Republican Party is not seriously interested in addressing the state’s problems. nationalreview.com/the-morning-jo…
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Jeff Darlington
Jeff Darlington@JeffDarlington·
Your regularly scheduled look at these absolute maniacs lined up outside Arrowhead more than 6 hours before kickoff, waiting so they can sit in the parking lot and then sit in the outdoor stadium. Built different. (It is 7 degrees with a feels-like temp of minus-2.)
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Vince Langman
Vince Langman@LangmanVince·
He's not lying 😂😂
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Curt Reynolds
Curt Reynolds@lungfish2k·
@AndrewYang If my grandmother were alive and on X, she’d post something about “money-changers at the foot of the temple.”
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Curt Reynolds
Curt Reynolds@lungfish2k·
@jimgeraghty It's a wonderful day, as long as you don't follow PBS, CNN, The Independent, etc. I think Trump needs to resuscitate the phrase, "Nattering Nabobs of Negativism."
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Jim Geraghty@jimgeraghty·
The Miami Sharks have finally made their NFL debut.
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
When I say “backup quarterback” who’s the first name that pops in your head? I’ll start:
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Curt Reynolds
Curt Reynolds@lungfish2k·
The disease is alive and well in Salt Lake City! Yes, my wife brought her flag! ⁦@JimDeshaies
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Curt Reynolds@lungfish2k·
@jimgeraghty I’m putting the whole Jimmy Kimmel thing there with the “If a bear poops in the woods and no one sees it, did the bear poop in the woods?” Does anybody watch Jimmy Kimmel anyway?
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Jim Geraghty
Jim Geraghty@jimgeraghty·
Right now, ABC is perfectly within their rights to bring Kimmel back, and Sinclair is perfectly within its rights to declare they’re not interested in broadcasting his show on their affiliates. Everyone is making their decision of their own accord, without the FCC chairman sounding like a mafia boss warning, “We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way.” nationalreview.com/the-morning-jo…
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Jim Koenigsberger
Jim Koenigsberger@Jimfrombaseball·
"'Schaefer Beer' was the official beer sponsor of the Brooklyn Dodgers from 1951 until the franchise's departure for Los Angeles following the 1957 season. During that span, one of its advertisement was featured at the top of Ebbets Field's scoreboard on the right-field wall. The letters 'h' or the first 'e' on the wordmark lit up depending on whether the official scorer ruled that a batter reached base on a hit or an error, respectively.
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