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my dad just now: “it’s always loud in your head, isn’t it?”

this administration was the worst thing to happen to the people working at the onion. what do they have to write about anymore

@CruisinForLife can i be in it with you

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I hope to perfectly recreate the “once in a lifetime” music video by Talking Heads Interviewer: … As a career goal? Me: Just trying to be realistic

need Damon's tops from Self-titled era in my closet rn

@hairball1952 giving the universal

the eye makeup i live

@visitsao3daily i love in afgm when jack nicholson calls danny’s whites “faggy” and then tom ad libs the nicholson impression later and calls HIMSELF faggy

Apparently I have to add The Firm 1993 to my Tom-Cruise-gets-called-a-slur list I forgot that happens here

my wife that i miss while i’m away At War

@visitsao3daily oh i HATEEEEE him. mitch you diva

@luvkaters Right before the image above takes place he has his head in her lap and sighs like a *whore*, he makes me so deeply insane

love him sm he looks like you could bash his head into a wall and he’d say thank you

my life this whole week

you glen haters just hate to see a successful blond actor having fun with his movies

@ethancuntt thinking about naming my son “charmless man” just for the hell of it

@luvkaters "Beetlebum what did I say about picking on your sister!!"

"The Universal! Where were you last night? 😠"

@jailedamanda SAME. my second call to them was like “hey can you maybe leave faster” bc they hadn’t left yet either. also kinda cool that if i were a year older, you & i likely would’ve been at the same comps!

@jailedamanda this literally happened to me after a band comp 😭 my parents were at a party and it was before i had a phone so the band director let me call my parents (3 times) w his phone before they finally got there. i had enough time to take out & redo my shoelaces

Omg this is actually how it’s gonna play out in the movie isn’t it

i really love blur for doing this

my future husband is out there somewhere making references that his friends don’t understand it’s ok honey i’m coming

@ethancuntt LITERALLYYYYYYY it was a cultural reset. never want to be a citizen of london more than when i listen to it

@luvkaters album of all time istg

no one asked but here’s my top 10 blur songs. really tough choices & tbh it could change by next week. can you tell what my favorite album is lol