sad lucas raymond

@AmericanaMama_ well, wouldn’t you?

@Nerdrotics i mean it’s not the most horrendous likeness i’ve ever seen

50 Shades of Aragorn

@dantypo because everyone in washington has similar or worse skeletons in their closet, everyone knows about everyone’s skeletons, and it’s a gigantic mexican standoff

Question: If the call to go after Eric Swalwell came from within his party… This begs question… since everybody seems to say they knew he was doing this, why didn’t the Republicans go after him? He spent all his time going after them. No Republican said, “hey wait a minute!”?

okay i’m starting to think that the red wings’ run of success was just having no spending rules and being able to exploit one huge scouting inefficiency

@blashdril if you have a run of futility as bad as the previous run of success was good, and considering the salary cap didn’t exist for most of that run and there was still a scouting inefficiency to exploit, was tha run really all that impressive?

I was gonna say Arizona last made it in 2012 (2020 bubble doesn’t count) but I see that Utah just clinched. What a pathetic franchise we have become. Officially the laughing stock of the league

complete and utter fucking misery at all times

@thechosenberg it’s almost the they’re actually trying to say “who really cares that this goddess killed this slob”

I love how they chose the hottest pic of her and the worst one of Perry, real classy

the red wings have found a way to make me apathetic about a hat trick

@HistoryBoomer i’m sorry my good man i wasn’t familiar with your game

The US has 989 billionaires with a net worth of at least 5.7 trillion dollars hording our resources. If we distributed that $$$ equitably, regular Americans could leave their jobs and explore lives of creativity and self-growth, with food, clothing, and shelter provided for free.

no wonder this franchise is lost

this game is like the final mission of halo 3

@Criminalsimpson @aelfred_D aurora borealis?

Good Lord what is happening in there!?

@georgemalik remember when people said that brisebois was the real brains in tampa and yzerman was just the public face?

Sometimes teams have split personalities. Last year, the Wings were great until the 4 Nations Cup break. This year, they were great until the Olympic break. Afterward, the team lost its way. And you can blame a little bit of everything--players, coaches, management--but you can fix the personnel. How? Some free agents, some trades, and a lot of bringing their prospects to the fore. Players like ASP, Cossa, Augustine, MBN, etc. have to step up. And others! You can't just sign a ton of free agents and make a ton of trades any more. Sure, the Wings need a 2nd line center, a power forward and a tough D. But maybe 1 of those things comes from a trade or a free agent signing. The other stuff has to come from the prospect pool.

@RyanHanaWWP i am prepared for further misery

Update: WC2 points pace is currently 95 Detroit's target: 96, meaning they need 8/12 remaining points. That would be a record of: 2-0-4 3-1-2 4-2-0 or better over their last 6 games. #LGRW

@Amer1can_Barbie @Fun_Viral_Vids game recognizes game as they say

Have you done your workout yet today?

@AmericanaMama_ what in the christ

If we're not going to have a cover like this, I don't want anything !!!

@HandyGingerGal “quasi-consensual” what in the everlasting fuck

Dear Liberal women, You were always meant to be a sacrifice. Red meat for the wolves. That you volunteered so willingly, shames us all.

@RedWingDiehards nuclear option is the only option. everyone goes and you start over.

Look if this happens I am not going to criticize it necessarily but it just feels like a chicken shit way out 🤷🏻‍♂️ Draper or Horcoff would just be an “Yzerman puppet” and it would be nothing but a paper move and nothing would fundamentally change. Maybe I am wrong on this, but that’s how it feels to me. The bottom line is this: If the glaringly obvious culture problem is going to get fixed in Detroit…it’s going to take everyone adjusting their approach. Yzerman, Draper, Horcoff, and a hell of a lot more. These issues can’t continue for another string of years, period. This move would feel like a band-aid, but maybe I am wrong and it would work. I’m just talking. #LGRW