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"I like my women untouchable" says the most ran through touchable man

"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder

@21gcprd @wekewonka

guys look at this piano jewelry box i thrifted today 😭

if I send this to u it means not only am I celebrating ur downfall, I orchestrated it

film i just watched had subtitles that didn't match the dialogue exactly

@cornski @wekewonka

@fltchrr @wekewonka

you’re laughing. they just elected ballooney for vice president and you’re fucking laughing.

Applejuiceification and the illusion of choice: a short thread

you leave that man for 5 MINUTES and he already with parlay

@wekewonka Precisely

@sabbyku @wekewonka

babe my grandma just died. nut video with sound to distract me? she died literally half an hour ago i'm so sad. video of u jerking it and cumming on ur tummy? please i'm so sad

@messedupfoods @wekewonka

shrimp corn 💀

JUAN PABLO

@ShouldHaveCat @wekewonka

@gunsnrosesgirl3 @wekewonka

A pied peacock

@wekewonka @PostMalone yes

@PostMalone @lxslch …

i love y’all so very much, and I’m so excited to get out and do some more shows for y’all🥹help me put a baby through college, and come on out🍻some cool new production, new songs, and a very very handsome man up on stage 😎 sending love to you and yours 💕💕 postmalone.com/tour

@Razzball @thatfrood @JustinWhang @wekewonka

@thatfrood @JustinWhang “You can have some hand after you finish your feet loaf”

A traditional dish with a personal touch. See our recipe for authentic King’s Hand