𝒎̵𝒂̵𝒏̵ ‍𝒐𝒓 ‍𝒎͟𝒐͟𝒏͟𝒔͟𝒕͟𝒆͟𝒓͟ ‍.ᐣ

𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙾𝙾𝙽 𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙴𝚂 , 𝙸͟ ͟ ͟ ͟ ͟𝙱͟𝙴͟𝙲͟𝙾͟𝙼͟𝙴͟ ͟ ͟ ͟ ͟𝙰͟𝙻͟𝙸͟𝚅͟𝙴͟ .ᐟ

heavy weighs the hand that bears a ring ; uneasy lies the head that wears a crown .

He wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it and then his buddy was down for it too so I just gave up at that point. You KNOW how he gets when he wants something really badly

No actually though! What was an old fart like him gonna do, smack us with his cane?? We thought he genuinely wouldn’t do shit

☹️

oh, she’d love one!

she’s just waking up from a nap and she’s /starving/

I literally told him it wasn’t a good idea

Noah keeps avoid accountability like a fucking dodgeball and it’s gonna make me get violent

Apparently not for Lucas it didn’t

Listen in our defense, the guy looked like he was one blow of the wind away from death when we made the decision. We did NOT think he was capable of any of this shit

Why are we acting like this was ALL on me right now ???

Basically we might be screwed now….

Last year for Christmas Lucas had this bright idea to trust a fucking stranger because he thought we’d get to go to a goddamn Christmas theme park and now this holly jolly old fuck is coming back. . .

There’s a spooky Christmas demon man after us because Noah and I got tricked into taking a ride with him back in last December 🥲

ᅠ ᅠ 𝐏AINT ME 𝚆̵𝙸̵𝚃̵𝙷̵ 𝑩̵LACK 𝐖𝑰͟𝑵͟𝑮𝐒. ᅠ

I think we might be in some deep shit right now. .

We fucked up BAD huh. .

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