Burp Lobbyist

My boss is off today "in agony" from gout. I made this to cheer him up, but I'm too scared to actually send it to him, because he can fire me.

The world is laughing at you @realDonaldTrump. Iran, Russia, Europe. You could launch the nukes, and shut them up. But you won't. Cos you don't have the balls. What a choke artist. Call yourself a man?

Thomas HUSSEIN Pynchon

@HenMazzig Agree that Barcelona is cool as hell

Barcelona 🇪🇸 has 10 districts. So why is there a “District 11”? Because the city created a dedicated structure to fund Palestinian cities, including Gaza, allocating up to €1.9 million in public money this year that ends up in the hands of Hamas. Read that again. A European city creating a parallel “district” to direct taxpayer money abroad, while that money ends up financing terrorism. When public institutions start building frameworks like this, it’s not about human rights… it never was. At some point, this stops being about solidarity. And starts being about responsibility.

Don't waste your time with terrible AI fruit videos when you can watch Mickey Rooney lead an orchestra of fruits, featuring practical effects by the great George Pal.

Ann Lee after discovering her niece was participating in unholy acts of lust:

War in the TikTok era is wild 😂😂😂

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

[Japanese manga writer trying to write Americans] “The CEOs would perhaps…..compete over who could take the manliest bite of the burger? No, that’s ridiculous, surely America cannot be like that.”

@iranin_arabic hell yeah

@Eve_Barlow Fartlow

Israelis are prepared to die so that you and your children never perish in a terrorist attack. The least you can do is stop being such a hateful sack of shit.

Yo @IRIMFA_EN hope this helps

@toki8586 The forbidden "American Small" size

サイズ感が伝わりにくかったから比較できるよう置いてみるか…

You gotta admit Robotnik understood the advantages of modular components before it was in vogue for software engineers

There was a brief moment in the 80s where they sold CPUs that looked like they were made of marble. Wish we could go back to this.

found me down here did you…? would you mind telling me the yougov polling….? it’s all futile now…isn’t it…ha…hah…hah…ha..

Vote.

@technopopulist Boring green just because this post

If you vote for the Green Party, you genuinely hate the United Kingdom and its historic population. There is nothing else I can say. There are no excuses. Polanski is crystal clear on what he stands for. So, if you vote Green, I am going to come down on you like a ton of bricks. You are an enemy of this country, plain and simple.

[Arthur Aardvark]: I think we should determine the winner using the most unbias method; alphabetical order.

@AdrianYalland @Ryanair Crybaby bitch

Hello @Ryanair your “customer service” assistant at STN is wearing a pro-Hamas / intifada badge on his uniform, (associating RyanAir with his views). I tried to explain he might inadvertently make Jewish customers feel uncomfortable but he was instantly aggressive.