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gentle love is so weird, like wdym you’re not mad at me bc i’m overthinking, wdym your not mad at me bc i’m reacting badly. i expect you to get annoyed but you don’t. your just patient & not bothered at all. no one’s ever loved me like this

@f4irymo4ns thank u kindly

saved you a seat

*bouncing behind my wife on a pogo stick* a divorce!?

@f4irymo4ns inhale

my lyft driver won’t stop coughing and the windows won’t go down… bro

yeah sex is cool but have u ever had someone curl up on ur chest and say how comfortable you are and how safe they feel

nothing special about april fools day cuz everyday im a fool for you

@mikem0lly @UNATHLETlC bought 2

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big on "you could've just told me"

@f4irymo4ns @feydrauthist hopefully more “scott pilgrim” less “this is the end”

@feydrauthist in what movie or in general

When your hot oomf wants to talk but you’re genuinely giving Michael Cera

@f4irymo4ns and that’s okay

@lyinginhell sometimes squirt is pee

if i ever start a story with “one time..” or “one thing about me..” just go ahead and stop listening for me

@retiredjunkie @horsepower but hopeful innit

@horsepower mercedes benz w124 wagon

2008 Honda Fit

@4ui12i124u @NVIDIAGeForce they do know we’re okay with games looking like games, right?

@NVIDIAGeForce fucking stop

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@f4irymo4ns good hair day bad sunday

@lyinginhell #whatdatmean

good hair day, i mean sunday

If you ended a relationship and realized they didn't go looking for another person, didn't go out partying, but instead started running, training, taking care of themselves, and distancing themselves from everyone so they could overcome themselves... I'm sorry to tell you that they truly did love you. And I'm sorry to say you let a very good person slip away, one you won't find again... not even in another lifetime.

admitting you stalk me is kinda hot actually

miss them