Alyssa Emily Taylor

Just ate a whole pack of bagels suck my ass 2017

Can you shoot me in the face so I can call in dead

Fuck Amy Schumer.

Fuck cancer.

Remember when there used to be milk commercials? Wild.

@mochi_and_pabu @zara03_x I hate girls lmao

Best response to someone who announces that they're unfollowing you and/or acts like they pay to subscribe to your Twitter feed: "You are not a customer and I am not a product."

I’ve been playing Zelda so you can imagine the tension I feel right now

Do you also assume that anyone who has an American flag outside is a racist?

whoever normalized $65 hoodies and $80 sweatpants needs to be castrated

my favorite seattle weather is "will the douglas fir next to my house kill me in my sleep"

@aggrograndma I love how “Zoomers” is a thing

the competition between millenials/zoomers and service workers to say “have a good day” first

This is how you eat anything coconut

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

If not given something to do, I will make unnecessary purchases on Etsy

Get ready with me! #grwm #routineaesthetic #routinevideo

NEW COLLECTION RELEASING JANUARY 9TH! I have five #StardewValley designs that will release in my Etsy shop on Jan 9th, 2021! What a way to kick off the new year 😍 Whose your favorite character in Stardew? 👀

Ah... the classic stack of books and sapling from #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons - a cottage core dream! #ttinventory

Support your Local Lavender Farm! Ever tried to create your own lavender farm in #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions using purple hyacinths? Of course you have 😂