Common nonsense

@theamelia__ 1 is the fastest way to date your kitchen. Matching counter backsplash combo is out

What watches are in for 20 something females?

Is GQ filling the Teen Vogue void? Watch the Sidney Sweeney interview and you decide.

@MurrayHillGuy1 😬this is harsh

She talks about going on 3 dates in one day, but complains she can’t find love… Who is the issue?

@akafaceUS lol

Do you think a monthly salary of $4,000 is enough to live comfortably in the US?

@DearS_o_n Eating less

What's the most underrated advantage of living alone?

Here’s a self reflecting exercise. Answer the question: What is your superpower?

@SteveOnSpeed Capital

Using ONE WORD, why do rich people keep getting richer?

@DearS_o_n Stay out of the sun

@MurrayHillGuy1 Oh it’ll last as long as she doesn’t find someone she deems better.

My first college roommate got engaged over the weekend. I was there the first night they met and lived through their relationship for all of college. Many nights I heard them fighting and she would cry to him after she cheated and he always said “just please don’t do it again.” I could hear the hurt in his voice, though. I brought up only one time in my life and he told me to drop it so I did. She was his first and is definitely better looking, but he’s smart, comes from a lot of money, and has a great job now. I’m not friends with him today, only if I see him out I’d say hello. Bets on how long this marriage lasts?

@xgigglypuff In all fairness, where did you go to college?

This guy is smart, will be successful, and I wish him the best of luck, but I wish more people who go viral for getting rejected from top colleges would post their personal statement because it becomes immediately obvious why they were rejected. This is an educational resource.

@zach_yadegari The schools that admitted you are excellent. I would also characterize them as similar.

18 years old 34 ACT 4.0 GPA $30M ARR biz Stanford ❌ MIT ❌ Harvard ❌ Yale ❌ WashU ❌ Columbia ❌ UPenn ❌ Princeton ❌ Duke ❌ USC ❌ Georgia Tech ✅ UVA ❌ NYU ❌ UT ✅ Vanderbilt ❌ Brown ❌ UMiami ✅ Cornell ❌

@MurrayHillGuy1 Why is it important to know what her parents do for work?

First date questions to ask: How single are you currently? How much on the spectrum are you? What do you your parents do for work? How many days do you workout? Do you watch sports? Did you vote for Donald J Trump? Do you listen to Taylor Swift? Do you have a Twitter account?

@MurrayHillGuy1 I think you should swap the 6 and the Q. The 4 5 6 are bad

MHG’s NYC subway rankings:

@MurrayHillGuy1 Because it would make alcohol healthy and disrupt the big beverage industry

Why hasn’t protein beer or alcohol been invented yet?

Birds of a feather…the Baldwins

Sun setting at 7pm is a real mood booster 🌞

Why don’t people introduce their friends to others anymore? Is it a zero sum game?

USPS is a joke. A priority mail package that should’ve been delivered in 3 days took 8 days. It left the state of origin, then came back to the state, then went 2 states west of the destination. USPS should be privatized.

@MurrayHillGuy1 I think people innately know where they stand on the attractiveness scale and will set their expectations accordingly. This is a survival instinct.

Do ugly/fat people actually find each other attractive? Or do they just know that’s what they can get and settle? Do they think hot people are ugly? What’s the science behind this?