Matty Yay

Had to delete my Twitter due to inappropriate tweets when I was 13, but I’m back now

He's getting gas. He swiped his card. Make him enter his zip code. Now his pin. Ask if he wants to apply for a credit card. Now ask if he wants a car wash. Now cancel the sale, hit him with "please see cashier"

YEA NIGGGGGAAAAAAAA LETS GET RIGHT TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEAN STRICKLAND

#RaiseHail He’s coming home.

Thanks for the memories, Taylor!

A reminder about Sonny Styles: - Same height as Calvin Johnson (6'5") - Same 40 time as Bijan Robinson (4.46) - 8 lbs lighter than Derrick Henry (244 lbs) - Same broad jump as Julio Jones (135") Watch out, NFC East 👀

Kanye West blocked from travelling to UK, government tells BBC, after controversy over Wireless Festival booking bbc.in/4sjKUpg

HARDEST IMAGE OF 2026

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

Welcome to Baltimore @CrosbyMaxx

Kanye West on wishing Kim the best: "I can't wish her the best because she would end up with me"

Me reading through the group chat transcripts in the deposition

Do people on Chinese social media see some out of pocket gay shit and go "ofc the location is Chengdu" like Twitter and Atlanta

Back in 2014, Vice would’ve already sent 2 scrawny white dudes to Mexico with nothing but an iPhone 4s & a gallon of water to monitor the situation

when my parents keep asking me why I don’t have a girlfriend for Valentine’s Day and I GENUINELY have to explain to them who Benjamin Netanyahu is

🇸🇦🚨#BREAKING: Saudi government sold the Kaaba's covering to Jeffrey Epstein. It has been revealed that pieces of the Kaaba's covering were purchased by Jeffrey Epstein to be used as carpets in his home.

Jeffrey Epstein was banned from Xbox Live in 2013 due to “harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players” that was “severe, repeated, and/or excessive.” Follow: @AFpost

@GwireSzn @MadHatter_LJ @CalebGoatQB1 Since yall didn’t make it to the NFCC, let’s just compare post season stats between Caleb and Jayden. Looks like Caleb really did put the conversation to rest by turning the ball over 5 times

@m4ttyyay @MadHatter_LJ @CalebGoatQB1 Bragging about making it to a game you lost 55-23 in

“Jayden took us to the NFC Championship game. It was our greatest season ever”

@GwireSzn @MadHatter_LJ @CalebGoatQB1 What was the score when Caleb Williams got the bears to the NFCC?