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𝗡𝗢, 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗡𝗢 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔𝗥𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗙𝗔𝗡𝗦.

@Oistien_VanMowo You have a physical store?

As a watch dealer operating from this corner of the world...and on a very limited capital. The indecision of what to stock up on crushes me big time. I often see cool watch models but fear of tying capital down for way too long deters me from acquiring such. The best kinda joyous situation would have been, having to stock up knowing in a few months, the item will be sold.

Epic stuff 😂😂😂

Why do horses have such low divorce rates? Because they’re in stable relationships.

Like For Rice. Retweet for Fernandes

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like… well dam.

To whoever stole my camouflage jacket and my flip-flops... You can hide, but you can't run!

I deeply admire people who can organise their thoughts perfectly in real-time conversation 😭 Meanwhile my brain only becomes eloquent after reflection and typing.

@signalwrld @malantrent What can I do? Now that's the question

What would you do in this situation? 🤔

YOU MUST LEARN TO ENJOY LIFE WITHOUT NEEDING AN AUDIENCE TO SEE THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING LIFE

I was waiting at a crosswalk in Tokyo. The traffic light was red but no cars were coming. A bunch of people were waiting anyway. The tourist next to me said to his friend "why is everyone waiting? There's no cars." He started to cross. An old woman said something to him in Japanese. He didn't understand and ignored her. She stepped in front of him, blocking his path. Said more firmly in Japanese, pointing at the light. A Japanese guy nearby translated for the tourist: "She says you must wait for the green light. Even if there are no cars. That is the rule." Tourists got annoyed. "That's a stupid rule. There's literally no cars." The translator told the old woman what he said. She responded in Japanese. The translator said: "She says rules are not about cars. Rules are about respect for order. If everyone follows rules only when convenient, society breaks down. You wait for the green light because that is what civilized people do. Not because of cars. Because of civilization." The tourist kind of scoffed but stopped trying to cross. The light turned green. The old woman smiled at him, gestured for him to go ahead of her. As we all crossed, the translator said to me quietly "she is right, you know. We follow small rules so we can trust each other with big rules." That stuck with me. The idea that waiting at an empty crosswalk isn't about traffic. It's about proving to each other that we're all willing to follow rules even when no one would know if we didn't.

Move like everything is gonna work out. Because it is.

Congratulations to @B_Fernandes8 for being voted the Footballer of the Year. The @ManUtd captain garnered 45 per cent of votes, 28 ahead of runner-up Declan Rice, while Erling Haaland was third. He is the first United player to win our award since Wayne Rooney in 2010 #FOTY2026 footballwriters.co.uk/editorial/brun…

@Omojuwa While Rice has a total of 12 goals and assists across all competitions thus far this season, Bruno has more than double that -- 25 -- in the premier league alone.

Because they’d rather die than give it to one of Arteta’s players. Fernandes has played 34 matches all season, Rice has won 35.

ngCERT strongly advises the Government, private organizations, and the general public to urgently apply the relevant security updates to mitigate potential exploitation Further technical details can be found on our website cert.gov.ng/advisories/cri…

ngCERT has issued an advisory on a Critical Zero-Click Vulnerability, tracked as CVE-2026-0073 on its website. Organisations are strongly advised to take necessary steps to safeguard their systems. For further technical details, visit cert.gov.ng/advisories/cri…

At some point in your life, you should have enough self esteem to not make your entire life about worshipping anyone with a pinch of power or influence—the essence of being a man is to have discipline and honor, not lick ass.

Monthly reminder that Henry Cavill reloading his arms is still one of the most absurdly badass moments ever put on screen.

Pantamiyya!?! What's wrong with 'The Pantami Movement'?

@amasonic Tier 10 o Systems at work

This is beautiful to see