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Happy #AprilFools

@gabydvj Tazón

recently my parents, whose first language is spanish, and i (ESL also) spent an entire day trying to remember the spanish word for “bowl.” none of the google translate results felt right. we still aren’t sure. we landed on: ból. and people say assimilation is impossible

Real question??? Why did we move away from having this much space to being packed like sardines??Is there a log!cal reason???

@krlangaas Fácil. Siempre y cuando tengas las herramientas adecuadas.

Decía «Dido» y leí «dildo».

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA ¡ESPERA, QUÉ!

@mariamercedes79 No vayas a Marshalls o Ross porque gastarás más.

Yo: debo dejar de gastar a lo bestia Yo también:¿Adivina dónde estoy?

@HustleBitch_ Hot dog; soda and a slice of pizza less than seven dollars. Gotta love Costco.

🚨 COSTCO CEO JUST ATE HIS OWN PRODUCT ON CAMERA — THEN SAID SOMETHING NOBODY EXPECTED Costco’s CEO Ron Vachris just sat down and did the “CEO eats his own product” test… and went straight for the $1.50 hot dog combo. Then he says it: the price isn’t changing. No increase. No timeline. No “we’ll revisit.” In 2026… while food prices keep climbing… this one thing is locked in place. First the McDonald’s CEO goes viral eating his own $12 "product." Now the Costco CEO eats a $1.50 hot dog. Same move… completely different message. Which one actually feels more real to you?

ALERT: 🚨 Unidentified object captured in the sky Near Dallas appears to explode or burn up before reaching the ground.

@SummerJemey 🎶quisiera ser un pez…

@mariamercedes79 He ahí el detalle.

@m_alva Ni las películas, tampoco...💔

Ya no hacen los #oscar como antes.

@EmilySm43 Call me?

🤔

@Ravenismeee Women are the most vulnerable in the world

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..."

@MyColleagueMio2 What the AI?

A reporter in A Coruña, Spain, faced strong winds during a live storm report, her dress flying up! It looks so challenging to report in such conditions! What's the wildest weather you've seen? 💨

La de recursos humanos está bien sabrosa.

Looking for a friend for the End of the World. Se habla español.

Te mentí; no vamos a ver Netflix. Vamos a ver videos de los Neuróticos Anónimos.

@niyetsel .

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