MIK-EL

Tweeting because life didn't end when people elected a president worse than my ex-president

@28_07_16 For where. It's in the hope of..

@m_angelo11 Be like you don fall in love 🚶‍♀️‍➡️🚶‍♀️‍➡️🚶‍♀️‍➡️

Bored at work and started creating a playlist. 20+ songs so far. Let's see what it looks like when the time comes

Bro come to think of it oo... Universities are supposed to have state of the art sporting facilities. But Nigerian universities just use empty plots of land for sporting activities and we all see it as normal

@OVT_Lion open.spotify.com/playlist/6YOXs…

@m_angelo11 Can I get the link bruh?

Lord Huron posted a playlist of songs that inspired/influenced their Strange Trails album and I think I am loving the playlist more than the album itself

People who are blind from birth apparently have imaginations too, only theirs is based on a model of sensory elements. They dream and imagine more in things felt, sounds, smells, and spatial memory.

One of the major reasons why I haven't k!lled myself yet is what if Lord Huron eventually finds the eternal tune.

@CofEnugu @yeankhar Lol. Person weh just wan redirect subsidy money asap

Immediately he announced subsidy removal on inauguration without seeing the books and floated the currency immediately... I knew then that this guy has never run a successful enterprise. Lmaoooo... Rookie errors at 75 yrs is crazy

@CantaBallHQ So cool

From the streets... to the table. CantaBall is back. The first players are already competing for the crown. Are you next?

@Zttwshop @Zlatan_Ibile @Zttwshop active 🫡

Lord Huron's music videos are always so wonderful and refreshing

@Erotic_shoppe @TheMelaninWoman Stigma

Why do people only panic about HIV but ignore Hepatitis B and Hepatitis C?

Facts about men that don’t like birthdays: - They are low maintenance - They like being alone - They’re used to making themselves happy - They measure life in progress and not dates. - They pour into others more than they receive. - They don’t like drama.

I miss my Alux.com era on YouTube

Gotta have me a sound proof listening room with the loudest speakers money can buy

Learning to romanticize my life. There's so much beauty and happiness around me it'll be deeply ungrateful for me to only dwell on the negatives.

@Thazhigilla_ 😂 I expected the ending. Only I thought he'll be a Male Nail tech

I knew a guy exactly like this in my 200L 2nd Semester. He lived in the self-con adjacent my compound off campus, and from Monday to Sunday, it was an endless conveyor belt of absolute top-tier women walking into his room. Sometimes they came at 7 AM and sometimes they came in the evening. Our entire street reached the conclusion that this boy was either using juju or doing male hook-up because no amount of money will make you bring those kind of women everyday without going poor! We held a boys’ meeting under the mango tree in front of my compound. Serious analysis, diagrams were drawn, theories were proposed. Because the sheer volume of top-tier women entering and leaving that small room was simply defying the laws of engineering, physics, biology, and every known principle of “how boys in 300 Level are supposed to move.” The matter got infinitely worse the day I saw my own area crush stepping into his house. I violently needed to know what was going on. One day, my roommate and I finally walked up to his door, using the classic Nigerian excuse of asking if his phase had NEPA light so we could see things in 8k. When he opened the door halfway. We braced ourselves for impact. But, we were instantly hit by a thick cloud of Got2b glue, smell of burnt edge control and hot pressing iron. This our supposed BABA for the GIRLS was standing there in a salon apron, holding a hot comb, and violently melting a 36-inch bone-straight frontal into my crush's scalp. Baba was just a wig installer💀

Oyibo must justify degeneracy

There's just something eerie about this

Played Blinding Lights today after a while, goosebumps washed over my entire body...phew! The Weeknd is a bloody legend