Battered Cod

A bit rich coming from a known reapist

Ryan Casey's victim impact statement asserts Ireland has lost its innocence, if a young woman can be cruelly murdered in broad daylight in 2022. Ireland lost its innocence a long time ago, if that's a basis underpinning the assertion. It would be a mistake to forget that. /1

Shane & Rachel cured my IBS

The lives lost in Israel and Palestine is heartbreaking to see so our thoughts and prayers are with all of those affected. As an account with a large following, we intend to set the record straight: - Israel are denying humanitarian access to Gaza for food, water, medicines and electricity. This is against international law and clearly any basic human rights. - The coverage from Media companies and politicians clearly demonstrates that the lives of Palestinians are not of equal value. Anybody celebrating this abhorrent treatment should be ashamed and we urge our followers to educate themselves on the issue. We refuse to sit back and say nothing. We hope and pray for peace and prosperity.

@johns_marc34125 @blaze45765 @liat_bartov @MarcinhoSilva10 @anyosuke624 @endo_alejandro @AniaFrania4 @paauuupi @juancho_31_ @RasmusArilds @gzancada @zglasier @Debra_cindy @indasad @Itsmelena_w @MCfromCT @cLyas_ @juuuliviera_ @kay_hasty0613 @999ivnn @odaaalysp @LeandroFrra @faizhrehman I wish excruciating death upon you and yours this Christmas

@premierleague Szloppy deepthroat

Which player gets you out of your seat quickest? 🤩

@Matthew33884235 @EoinSheahan Which testament are you from Matt?

@EoinSheahan Someone doesn't know how twitter account names work

It is with a heavy heart that I announce there'll be no Christmas cards sent to the 33884235 household this year :(

Man United sign man who paid 300k to hush rape victim. Man United : Hold my beer Man United try to bring confirmed rapist and woman beater back into the squad Man United: Hold my beer Man United shelter man who beats girlfriend to near death Man United:

Jordan Henderson really thinks he can join Gay Murderers FC and convince the LGBTQ community that it wasn’t for the money.

Eric Ten Haggles youths

@DarraghNoGoal_1 @SimonBrundish Of course you’d bring up children you dirty milk man

@SimonBrundish Speak English loser

Top players play more than 4000mins a season We have 6 lads who average more than 75% of that Ibu and CJ are less than 50% Its not bad luck if 3 CBs who miss 40% of a season happen to be out at the same time Or 3 attackers…..

@BackseatsmanLFC Manu Kone is done

So what you're saying is... big week for Liverpool?

Erik Ten Hag is a bugger

@AnfieldEdition No. He is horrific

Benched again — should Darwin Nunez have started today?

Thank you

@MiguelDelaney Fancy a beer Miguel?

Our taxi driver wearing an Australia shirt the day after. “I didn’t even know we were hosting it until a few days before, it was so badly advertised - now I’m all over it.” QF against France had biggest TV broadcast of anything in over 20 years”

@AnfieldWatch Not now Anfield Watch

2 days until we kickstart our Premier League campaign against Chelsea, confident? 👇

@andylnav @OptimoPrincipi @Rubberbandits Fucking class

Emanuele Biggi's photograph 'Gladiator Crab' shows one of the resident freshwater crabs that live beneath Trajan's Forum in Rome. The river crabs choose not to inhabit the Tiber, but the ancient channels of the Cloaca Maxima Roman sewer system. Since their discovery in 1998, these Roman sewer crabs have perplexed scientists - growing slower, living longer, and reaching one and a half times the size of other crabs of the same species. They also mate at a different time of year to other river crabs. One theory suggests that since moving into the isolated habitat of the Roman sewer 2,000 years ago, the crabs have undergone an accelerated form of evolution, essentially diverging into a new sub-species.

@SimonBrundish Good man Buggerdish

No journo who went to Doha should be calling out Jordan Henderson for going to Saudi

@AnfieldEdition Not sure how you’ve fit so much dead weight into one post

Back to work 🏃‍♂️