mac_mccaskill

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mac_mccaskill

mac_mccaskill

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Tweeting sh*te, so you don't have to. You're welcome.

Scotland Katılım Ekim 2008
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mac_mccaskill@mac_mccaskill·
@jconricus If the US regime was half as potent as their Truth Social posts, the war would have lasted less than a week. 🍊🏌🏻‍♂️🇺🇸💩
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Jonathan Conricus
Jonathan Conricus@jconricus·
If the Iranian regime was half as potent as their macho tweets, they would have tried to strike US military assets operating in the Strait of Hormuz, not a static civilian target in the UAE. Sign of weakness and growing desperation. So far, this aggression is being left unchecked by the UAE and the US.
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal

🇮🇷🇦🇪 What does hitting energy sites actually signal here? Ex-IDF Spox Jonathan Conricus says Iran's missile strikes on UAE energy infrastructure aren't a show of strength, they're a desperate shuffle of the cards. "It's not a big foot, it's a chicken leg" Now the real question is whether the UAE crosses the Rubicon and finally fires back. @jconricus

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Nope, It's Gone@Joust_A_Minute·
I didn’t think I’d ever get good at carpentry, but with a little encouragement I started believing in my shelf.
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Jim Corbridge
Jim Corbridge@MrBonMot·
I've just seen a couple having sex on the common. Clapham? No, I don't think they needed any encouragement!
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Mike The Litterpicker
Mike The Litterpicker@mike56200·
Spotted this kiddy Scribble in Walsall Town Centre on Sunday. Pedestrian control boxes are powder coated and easy to clean with Kitchen Spray & scourer pad. I use Elbow Grease Brand it's the cheapest & works great for removing scribble. We don't *have* to put up with this mess.
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Weekday Jokes
Weekday Jokes@weekdayjokes·
My wife said she’d leave me unless I stopped making photography puns… I said “Snap out of it, don’t be so negative, let’s see how things develop!” Her face was a picture! She was out of the house in a flash…
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Miss Ally
Miss Ally@MissAlly_01·
Historians & scientists still cannot explain how the Titanic sank despite having a ballroom on-board.
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horse@horseimage·
my outfit for the met gala
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mac_mccaskill@mac_mccaskill·
@MrBonMot A large Scotch, and have one yourself since you're buying! Cheers! 🥃🥴
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Jim Corbridge
Jim Corbridge@MrBonMot·
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
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mac_mccaskill@mac_mccaskill·
Frightening.
Andrew Neil@afneil

My monologue from today’s The Times at One with Andrew Neil @TimesRadio ROYAL NAVY RIP While US destroyers duke it out with Iranian navy fast boats over the Strait of Hormuz, we learned yesterday that the Royal Navy’s HMS Iron Duke, a Type 23 frigate, was being withdrawn from active service, despite a recent £100m five-year refit, which suggests that was largely a waste of money.  More important, it underlines the stark reality that we no longer have a functioning navy.  That’s right. The country of Rule Britannia, which once had the most powerful navy in the world, capable of protecting an empire which covered a quarter of the globe, no longer has a navy worthy of the name.   For the factual basis of what I’m about to say, I am indebted to Britsky, who posts important naval data on X and has become the reliable go-to source for information on our disappearing Navy.  HMS Iron Duke joins another ageing Type 23, HMS Richmond, in retirement. Leaving the Royal Navy with just five frigates to monitor Russian submarine activity in the North Atlantic and other Russian activity in the Channel.  Even that doesn’t reveal the full, desperate picture. Of the five frigates still supposedly available for service, one, HMS Kent, has been almost 750 days in refit and is not available for service. HMS Portland and HMS St Albans have also been laid up for some time.  Only HMS Somerset is currently deployed and HMS Sutherland could be, pretty quickly. So the Royal Navy can call on the immediate services of only two of the five frigates we have, all dating from the 1990s.  What about the more powerful Type 45 destroyers? Sad to relate the picture is even bleaker. There are only six. One, HMS Dragon, has been deployed to the East Mediterranean to protect Cyprus, though that took some time.  Another, HMS Daring, has been in refit for 3,260 days and still not available for duty. HMS Defender has been out of action for over 1,000 days, HMS Diamond for just under 700 days. HMS Dauntless is in maintenance. Other than Dragon, out of our six destroyers, only HMS Duncan could be deployed quickly.  What about our hugely expensive, powerful Astute class submarines? Better you don’t ask. We have only five — and only one, HMS Anson, is on active service somewhere in the Indian Ocean.  The other four — Astute, Ambush, Artful and Audacious — have been laid up for a total of 4,000 days. That’s right 4,000 days. HMS Ambush alone has been inactive for 1,400 days. It’s currently laid up on the River Clyde.  So the currently deployable, conventional Royal Navy, excluding the ancient, creaking subs carrying our nuclear deterrent, amounts to two frigates, two destroyers and one sub. That’s not a navy for a maritime nation. That’s a joke.  Yes, we have two big aircraft carriers too. They also seem to spend a lot of time in maintenance, which is where they are at the moment. But both could currently be deployed pretty quickly, which is an improvement. But we don’t have the frigates or destroyers to form a carrier fleet. So they can only be used in concert with better equipped allies.  We might be short of fighting ships. But we’re not short of admirals. We currently have around 30 rear admirals or above, which works out around four per deployable ship. That’s admirals. Not captains.  None, of course, of this bloated top brass has been held accountable for the near disappearance of our naval power. Nor have any Tory politicians who for 14 years presided over our navy’s degradation. Nor is the current Labour government in any apparent hurry to put matters right. Our airforce and army are in no great shapes either. But it is the state of our non-navy, an integral, vital part of our island history, which is the real national scandal.  And, as is so often the case in modern Britain, nobody is held to account. Nobody forced to carry the can. Nobody making it their mission to put it right. And that is the real national disgrace.

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Jim Corbridge
Jim Corbridge@MrBonMot·
I Bought my wife a coat made of three thousand hamster skins for her Birthday. I took her to Blackpool & I couldn't get her off the Big Wheel for two days!
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Weekday Jokes
Weekday Jokes@weekdayjokes·
The sign on the door read “Press.” I did. The door opened. The room was full of journalists
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Jim Corbridge
Jim Corbridge@MrBonMot·
When you lie on your C. V. But you still get the job.
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