Mac

I take a lot of pictures and videos of everything around me. I used to think that was lame, but once I lost people, and years passed, and I started to forget the sounds of their voices & the lines on their skin, I changed mind. I'd rather have too many memories than not enough.

you can't even tell me I don't have the cutest damn siblings ever seen.

@crjarrett44 Chad, I'm 24 now 😂😂 you can't call me a kid anymore.

@mac_white17 You kids question everything which is good…. Eventually you will come to understand that heavily buttered popcorn is the perfect movie treat. Ask your Dad. He is a very smart man.

alright, kids, I have a question. why is popcorn the movie theatre snack. why not pasta or tacos. I wanna watch Cocaine Bear with chicken alfredo or mexican food, not expensive butter vessels.

most girls on their boyfriend's birthdays: *cute long post and a nice dinner with heartfelt gifts* love you, babe. me: well, here's a dart board with your least favorite co-workers face and a beer and @KoeWetzel tickets. let's get mexican tomorrow, asshole.

I can be a bit of a doormat sometimes, I'm a people pleaser. And a lot of people in my life tell me "set boundaries, don't let people use you." But I'm starting to notice they actually mean "set boundaries for those other people, but not for me, I'm entitled to your niceness"

Now "I love our water, it tastes like sand."

Spending the weekend with my sisters and livi just looked up out of dead silence and said "I think the blue part of fire looks incredibly appetizing."

some guy just messaged me to tell me he missed me and I replied with a random meme. it is so incredible that I'm single.

I stop believing people's words when their actions don't match.

@JoshHeter Thank you, Dr. Heter. I needed that. ☺️

@mac_white17 There was so much I hadn’t done in my early twenties. I was like “OMG I’m 2# and I still haven’t ______!” And, I didn’t have a global pandemic standing in my way. I was able to do so many things in my mid 20s and 30s. You can and will too.

hi, what's up. my name is Mac and in HS my superlative in the yearbook was "most likely to travel the world". I am now 23 and I have yet to even see the ocean, much less travel the world. just been thinking a lot about that lately, carry on.

"mom, if there's enough room for your hair in here there's enough room for your arms."

update: Livi: "dad, you want grandkids? I didn't even think you wanted us kids."

I have been home for all of 10 minutes. Livi just yelled the following words. "THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T PUT KT TAPE ON YOUR TITTIES." happy holidays.

today I chugged 300mg of caffeine at 8pm, played volleyball for two hours, stopped at the bar for a beer, and then got taco bell. you could say I'm living my best life.

I've got friends out there getting married and starting families and I still out loud say "why" if a guy so much as tells me he likes me.

like I dunno who's in charge of me but pls get it together.

so I've got this bad habit of ghosting good dudes (this is not me being proud of this, trust me, I'm severely disappointed). today I posted a snap of a gorgeous dinner I made and the caption said "someone wife me up" welp, I had 4 different GOOD guys reply "I tried". ouch.

@benza_mr @vet_med_ms I think it's a great idea!!! Zach, don't be a fun hater.

@vet_med_ms Umm no. 😂😂

So how do I break it to my boyfriend that I want to open a bat sanctuary? Asking for not me.