macklemore🌭

Been getting a lot of bread lately. Not money but my carb intake is just unreal

People talk about babies now like they’re in a sorority

Celebrity culture is so weird, I’m begging does someone agree to this

I think America is just one big social experiment

Johnny depp said this at the case and now that I have your attention fuck guns

Am I the only person in the world that thinks it’s super weird that society is absolutely obsessed with this extremely toxic couple????? We are watching livestreams of court cases now?!?!? This is it?!?!?

Everyone who lives in New York is so cool like you’re wearing socks with ballet flats?!?!? People from New Hampshire could NEVER

@Vida_iain Tell me you’re garbage without telling me you’re garbagè

Not to be a petty Betty, but it is beyond hilarious that I fucked this man and he posted a valentines post with a dude two days later 😂😂 like sir please tell that man you’re garbage before I do.

However, imma do it anyways

Trying to start a fight this morning so here’s my hot take: skin care is a scam

Bye public Twitter, one of my students found my account and I literally cannot iMAGINE trying to understand my tweets in another language??!!

Once I eat a fruit it’s over for you bitches

im back 🐎

where the FUCK is the Walmart yodel boy

If I delete my Instagram and watch two hours of euphoria that’s equivalent to 10 (ten) minutes of therapy

Do you pee or piss?

Sorry I just watched the new euphoria

My favorite genre of boi on Twitter is the one that’s like “find your purpose!!” And I’m like I KNOW and that’s why I have crippling anxiety

First step for mental breakdown: back on bumble babyyyyyy😤😤

The feminine urge to tweet absolute chaos while just straight chilling