Ian McWilliams

My name is Maximus Decimus Joelintonas, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Geordie legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Alanus Shearerus. #NUFC 💥

@ratemyplatenow That goes in the green bin Nancy

Sunday Dinner by Nancy

#Malcolminthemiddle Life’s still unfair. Making sure that every box has been ticked and by doing so just ruined a cult classic show. Such a shame. Really gutted.

@gateshead hang your corrupt head in shame. Sick of sending emails logging reports on your site about the mountain of litter near #Swalwell

So so impressed with @alexaljoe loved that interview with cult hero Tino. #nufc

@Mikeachim Brilliant that.

A while back, I learned something mindblowing about the geological history of the Mediterranean Sea, and I just can't get it out of my head. Now I'm going to make it *your* problem too. Sorry. Hang onto your hat. This gets wild. 1/

Pep Guardiola does nowt but hockle. It’s mingin

In Eddie I trust #NUFC

Watch Alex Honnold's 95-minute free solo climb of Taipei 101 in this motion-lapse recap, ending with an emotional embrace with his wife at the summit.

Get ready for a flashback. No school like the old school.

Woltemade is looking to be an absolute corker of a signing. #NUFC

@cptattles Agreed. Feel rattled with the result but it’s definitely a brighter future ahead

@macaz1977 Botman was great against gykores

Thiaw is class.

@JCMag82 @NUFC Its when Tino says "Get into them" then does a shuffle of his shoulders..... he really means it. BOOM, hairs up, staggered breathing and close to tears. Loved it.

@macaz1977 @NUFC I was thinking the same thing. Been cool as owt but then as it was going on, something was stirring, and then when he said "get into them", couldn't help but say "fuck them up!"

❝They feel it. They live it. They breathe it.❞ - Tino Asprilla Barcelona '97. Tonight, it's our moment again. ✨

Isak would have two in the bag already if they only gave him the ball. Murphy bid incoming.

@forallcurious .

If you’re scrolling, PLEASE leave a dot . it's just a dot . A dot . for 'Astronomy'.

@AsimC86 Could be worse. Could’ve been a makem.

@macaz1977 🥹

I was born & raised in Hanworth, Hounslow. In the 90's It was a very racist area. I've had NF's beat the shit out of me on numerous occasions. 'TruWhiteKnight88' with an Enoch Powell profile pic calling me a dirty P*ki & telling me to go back home does NOT scare me! lol

@Ktheorphan M U M P S

What’s worse………Nick Popes feet or Jamie Carragher on commentary?