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Your Accounting Guy

@maccolah

BCOMPT, Professional Accountant (SA), Member of Internal Auditors SA, Professional Tax Practitioner SA, CIMA Adv Diploma, CGMA

Pretoria, South Africa Katılım Nisan 2013
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Tobechi Ogazi, Esq.
Tobechi Ogazi, Esq.@TobechiOgazi·
Every clause in a contract exists because someone, somewhere, tried exactly what that clause prevents.
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kay@Shegzy_dy1·
Always remember, people know exactly what they're doing.
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Michael Mongie
Michael Mongie@MikeMongie·
I'm a white South African and I have literally zero problems with BEE. But hey, what would a white man (Elon) that benefitted from a wealthy upbringing during apartheid know about it? Calling BEE anti-white is anti-intellectual. You're just unhappy that you can't get your starlink empire to expand to a country you happily left. Good riddance too
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robertmarawa@robertmarawa·
@elonmusk You are so invested. So dumb. So desperate. Take your Starlink to Iceland and freeze your ignorance there!!! 🚮
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Moshe@Moshe_Meso·
This is actually sad
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Newzroom Afrika
Newzroom Afrika@Newzroom405·
Researcher, Prof. Richard Pithouse says the five-year sentence for Julius Malema is excessive, arguing that prison should be reserved for those who pose a direct threat to public safety. Watch: tinyurl.com/yxbr9y2p #Newzroom405
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Kevwe@kevwe_od·
Once you determine that your current situation is beneath you, you now have a duty to yourself to rise above it. Needless to say, this will involve a negotiation between fate and willpower. Good luck.
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ĸolαde@twitgameboy·
None of us will see 3026, Rip to all of us, stay humble, nothing last forever 💔🥹 80 years from now this comment section would be full of dead people comments 🕊️😭
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Your Accounting Guy@maccolah·
@edmnangagwa Honestly I think most people are not concerned about this. How will this give people an economy that is functioning?
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President of Zimbabwe
President of Zimbabwe@edmnangagwa·
Today, we mark a significant milestone in our nation's path towards restoration and spiritual rejuvenation, dear fellow Zimbabweans. This afternoon, at State House, it is our esteemed privilege to welcome back the revered ancestral remains of our forebears, accompanied by the repatriated Zimbabwe Bird, a symbol of great national importance. For over a century, these venerated artifacts, embodying our essence and identity, were wrongfully removed from their rightful home during the tumultuous period of colonial domination. The Zimbabwe Bird's return transcends the recovery of a mere artifact; it signifies the return of a national icon that epitomizes our sovereignty. By laying our ancestors to rest in their native soil, we reclaim the dignity of our heritage and take a monumental step towards rectifying past injustices. Our history is being restored to its entirety, marking a triumph for our cultural legacy, our collective identity, and future generations.
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Your Accounting Guy@maccolah·
Interesting!
Njeri Thorne@NjeriBt

I watched Elsa Majimbo rise right in front of me during the pandemic. As someone with a keen eye for influence, media manipulation, power dynamics, global structures, and hidden networks, I saw exactly how it happened. People were empty, locked down... fed controlled narratives, and desperate for anything real. Her crisp-munching, glasses-on comedy was pure authenticity in a moment when the world needed laughter. She blew up organically because she filled that psychological void perfectly... the same way Jerusalema or any viral moment did back then. But then she got ahead of herself. She shifted from creating engagement to chasing dominance in influence and fashion. It was no longer about making people laugh and connecting... she wanted to be seen as a superstar, a model, and a serious player, forcing her way into spaces that required real power structures behind them. She didn’t have the networks, the institutional backing, the aspirational pull, or the strategic patience to support that move. That’s not the lane that built her. Naomi Campbell, an absolute institution with 30 plus years in the game, someone who deeply understands media, influence, the real networks operating behind the scenes, and the darker currents that run through them, tried to bring her in and open doors. Naomi was riding Elsa’s wave but also offering genuine access. When she saw how naive Elsa was and that she didn’t understand the game at all, she dropped her. Elsa got angry and tried to blast Naomi publicly. Big mistake. Naomi is untouchable in this arena. Elsa messed up badly. She betrayed the very authenticity and the people who uplifted her in the first place. Now she’s pretty, but nobody’s aspiring to her look enough for designers to pay top dollar. She’s hit rock bottom with unrealized potential. I believe she’ll try coming back to the crisps and glasses, but you can’t run the same trick twice after you’ve shown the game and turned on those who helped you. The whole saga is a clear lesson in social psychology, media influence, pandemic-era power dynamics, and the fragility of viral fame... when the world is hungry and empty, authenticity wins fast. But trying to flip that into dominance without the right structures, support, self-awareness, or long-term vision... It collapses. Stay in your lane, protect your core, or watch it all fade.

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NASA
NASA@NASA·
HOME. The Artemis II crew has arrived back on Earth, ending a nearly 10-day journey around the Moon. The trip took them farther into space than humans have ever gone before, and now they're safely home with us. go.nasa.gov/41r9eL0
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Your Accounting Guy@maccolah·
@shubhvanii Absolutely, I was lucky to work with a lady called Christelle, she said to me I will teach you how to work and will forever be grateful.
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Shubhvani@shubhvanii·
Neverrrrrrrrrrrr forget the person who taught you the work when you were new and clueless. Many people can hire you, but only a few will teach you with patience, protect you when you make mistakes, and say, "Don't worry, you learn." That person deserves lifelong respect.
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