macdaddydani💌

Teams, Excel and Outlook after watching you enjoy your weekend

Motion to Boo Opposing Counsel for Silly Arguments.

I google on his bing till he yahoos @rivas_emil86520

That gap in my resume is from when I was in the Night’s Watch

I feel like Trader Joe’s on a Saturday at noon is equivalent to getting deployed to Vietnam in the 60s

Being a lawyer is opening a document and immediately needing coffee.

That gap in my resume is from when I was an Avenger

i be at work ugly as fuck😭😭😩

I may be a handful, but so are my tits.

i would die for my country california

Thinking about the coffee I’m going to drink tomorrow morning<3

I am aggressively Californian and there’s nothing I can do about it

@nohelimata LMAOOO

@macdaddydani us

Bored as fuck at work watching family guy in my head

New poster for ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING.’ New trailer releases tomorrow.