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“The world itself seemed to be entirely new.”

Extinction

Apparently a new bouncy substance has been discovered named Element Boing

(stopping the car on the freeway shoulder, visibly shaken, cars flying past) I- I think I recognized that bug I hit, I think I knew him

The year is 207🙂(pronounced twenty seventy smile). Grins are the new currency. While it may seem that the forces of gladness run this world, it's said that a secret frowning circle is burgeoning beneath the surface, promising to change everything. Which side will you choose?

Explain in genius terms. Explain like I already know everything

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It's like I'm going to Club Pee Pee

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

if you are reading this tweet you are in extreme danger. there is a stampede of 2 to 3 thousand migratory gnomes heading straight through your vicinity. do not try to gather any belongings, evacuate immediately to your designated underground shelter

Completely unnecessary maneuver he's just flexing his flight control at that point

DAVID LYNCH'S "Well... I Can Dream, Can’t I?" (2004)

"I Like to Know Everything" Soviet magazine, 1927

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. We work at the money factory and he's still showing me the ropes.