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@machaka

African & Feminist

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#NotJoking!@machaka·
@TheGoodNews002 @PSAFLIVE The main difference between #illegal Zimbabweans and majority South Africans is that - Some've no ID & the other have no IDea they're as good as illegal. 🫣 Faces of the same coin!
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Helen Zille
Helen Zille@helenzille·
Thank you, Nomvula Mokonyane, for inadvertently illustrating a key problem that must be addressed. The DA is in the GNU because 22% of voters voted for the DA. Not by grace and favour of the ANC. timeslive.co.za/politics/2024-…
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Bla B
Bla B@bla_bidza·
Ka Harare kaye karikubuda shayini much to the chagrin of ana hatidye road. Well done to all involved. We demand the same in the high density suburbs. All roadside tuckshops and car sales slots must go.
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Frank Luntz
Frank Luntz@FrankLuntz·
I’m hearing from multiple credible sources within Democratic leadership that Arizona’s @SenMarkKelly is emerging as the leading candidate for Vice President – at least as of this moment. His centrist approach and anti-gun work is seen as both complementary and additive to Kamala Harris’ ticket. Pennsylvania has more electoral votes, but Arizona is still significant and a key swing state. Kelly’s selection would take Arizona off the GOP target map.
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N Mabaso
N Mabaso@Nickofentse2·
Mbalula wore a Rolex GMT Master 2 Pepsi watch, which costs R182 200. This amount of money should have been used to prevent heavy rains and storms in the Eastern Cape and Western Cape.
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sir_wicknell.@wicknellchivayo·
Me when i finally decide to deal with this Tsikombi called Fadzai Mahere once and for all...every day Wicknell Chivayo this and that...Ndomusiira bere ku ma chambers kwake achangamuke.. Angazofunga kuti handina BACKUP.🤣🤣🤣
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#NotJoking!@machaka·
@tafimhaka as a descendant yakaChaka, This attempt is not helpful - but maybe we need details. firstly, how far in history are we going to lay a territorial claim. I say this because the timelines are not favourable... check!
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Tafi Mhaka
Tafi Mhaka@tafimhaka·
As the Diaspora Ndebele emerged from a highly ethnicised environment in Zimbabwe one can easily understand why their politics soon took ethnic forms. The United Mthwakazi Republic (UMR), complete with a flag and a radio station emerged in the United Kingdom. If one opens the website, it becomes clear that this organisation was born out of grievance and resentment of Shona triumphalism, leading the Ndebele in the Diaspora to define all the problems affecting the people of Matabeleland in ethnic terms. Gukurahundi atrocities provided the background against which cyber politics of secession of Matabeleland and the Midlands from Zimbabwe formed itself. This is combined with mobilization and appropriation of the proud memory of pre-colonial Ndebele history as well as the recent sad memories of the Fifth Brigade atrocities. Sabelo J. Ndlovu-Gatsheni 1.#Zanufication 2.#Shonalisation 3.#Gukurahundi
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SaVheYa veX@Savheya_Happie·
Nisha Ts is over-hyped, no pure Talent, poor vocals🚮 I saw hardwork and trying to earn a living.
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#NotJoking!@machaka·
@daddyhope it's better AirZim doesn't fly long haul... their incompetence, and our failure mentality as a nation (I mean that) inouraya vanhu. we can't have anything public that works. try public toilets!! let's pray that it stays that way - people are safer
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Hopewell Chin’ono
Hopewell Chin’ono@daddyhope·
I am sorry to be a party pooper, Air Zimbabwe is in no shape to provide long haul flights to London, it is not even flying to Johannesburg yet, so this is just propaganda! It is great to have a direct flight between Harare and London, but it is incorrect to say that direct flights cut costs, they simply cut time. I flew Air Zimbabwe to London twice a month when I was running a mobile phone business, it was expensive but it cut flying time. Direct flights offer convenience by reducing travel time, but they don't equate to cost savings for passengers. In fact, direct flights are often more expensive than those with layovers, due to factors like demand and the costs associated with operating longer flights. but sell the idea using the correct information!
Ministry of Transport - Zimbabwe@MinistryofTID

Thousands of Zimbabweans go to Europe via SA, Kenya, Dubai or Ethiopia,the reintroduction of direct flights to the UK would cut costs not only for Zimbabweans but also for travellers in neighbouring countries given Zimbabwe’s centrality in the region. herald.co.zw/airzim-to-resu…

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Tafara Ruvimbo Dandadzi@DandadziTafara·
@daddyhope Problem is their constituents don’t fly. They think people go via Kigali, Addis or Nairobi and Doha for the likes? We need more journalists who speak truth to power..
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#NotJoking!@machaka·
@mycky_la @daddyhope no urgent attention is being delivered or will help either.. the ICU doctors think the health of the economy has never been better ... I watched a video of a certain wicknell saying that the Zim economy is going mphiww ☝🏾.. so even the cleaners are acting docs! #dissonance
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Battalion 54
Battalion 54@54Battalion·
Does he speak any African Language?
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Hopewell Chin’ono
Hopewell Chin’ono@daddyhope·
RETWEET On the left is Feresi Chakanyuka, and on the right is Tafadzwa Mhiti, the two shameless magistrates who convicted Job Sikhala for crimes he didn’t commit. Feresi Chakanyuka is so shameless that she used a law that doesn't exist to convict and jail Sikhala. She even disregarded a High Court ruling that clearly stated such a law doesn't exist! Make them famous by RETWEETING them; it is time the whole world knows these accessories to repression and abuse of power! There must be an online website that documents all these corrupt and captured magistrates, the opposition must learn to fight back using today’s tools like the internet and AI to expose these unprofessional and captured ZANUPF magistrates! It is unbelievable that Feresi Chakanyuka could blatantly disregard the ruling of a higher court ruling and apply a non-existent law to convict someone! Tafadzwa Mhofu, too, has proven that she is no better than Chakanyuka with her equally shameful role in this sham trial. These names need to be known and remembered for posterity!!!
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#NotJoking!@machaka·
@daddyhope why don't you stay longer and see true colors! . Don’t judge books by their covers; there're things that shine that are effectively useless and wolves that 'disguise' as sheep... . u don't know the level of evil you're flirting w.. T makes satan cringe! pray b4 you kiss snakes
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#NotJoking!@machaka·
@dwaynebailey @ThabzAfrika @Our_DA hack job or not, the constitution of the republic allows for naturalization. so whichever came first, the chicken or the egg, it's all the same - a moot point. . to @ThabzAfrika: I say, it's not illegal to be foreign born anyway - it's unforgettable to be a stubborn illiterate
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Dwayne Bailey
Dwayne Bailey@dwaynebailey·
@ThabzAfrika @Our_DA Ah Leon born in Zimbabwe]]n anyone can spot a hack job on Wikipedia, broken format, anonymous edit, inconsistent. We’ll almost everyone
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ThabzAfrika wa EFF
ThabzAfrika wa EFF@WorldofThabiso·
I am told the Nazi @Our_DA Home Affairs Minister Leon Schreiber is a Zimbabwean foreigner I am loving how the xenophobs are being dribble🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 EFF this and that, now this #CabinetAnnouncement
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#NotJoking!@machaka·
@ThabzAfrika @Our_DA let me school you for free. because your statements are unintentionally correct 🫣 On becoming a citizen, one seizes to be a foreigner... in RSA, Leon is not a foreigner. However, in Zimbabwe, he probably is - for a long time Zimbabweans couldn't be dual citizens. #LearnB4Ux
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