Maci Bourke

My brother has been home alone all day. When my mom asked what he was doing this is the text we got back..

@cowbnkr yours don’t even move

@carlysos3 @rylee_rich you

My sister said she was going hiking.....this is our backyard.

@MadiMcNair2442 It doesn’t even bother me

Reason 1243 why @macibourke is my best friend: it’s a mutually known thing that we both suck at texting😂 we may reply in 5 minutes or in 5 days, who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️

@jamesbourke18 See life could always be worse

The dude who had my phone number before me had a rough run of it. I get at least one call a week from a lawyers office or debt collectors. Godspeed, Will Taylor, Godspeed to you sir

@jaydenjacole I think I’m going to have to turn it off. I can’t take it

I am cringing watching the bachelor. 😐 SO AWKWARD, ALL OF THEM.

Goals @jamesbourke18

@cowbnkr He’s taking the workload off me!!

@rylee_rich @bobvulfov @alexhinshaw1 Goodbye

me at 18: i have hundreds of friends i could ask to hang out with me tonight me now: maybe the weird dude who spit on me on the train this morning would like to be the best man at my wedding

Homicides each year: 496 with hammers and clubs 323 with rifles and shotguns You can try and ban guns, but you cannot ban evil

My thighs have become really close friends lately.

My dad is now a Kanye fan because Kanye supports Trump. He started listening to his music and even DM’d him a bible verse

@OC_TF_XCEagles @leisa_vanvooren @kelscastle98 y’all are killing it!!!

Congrats ladies! Kelsey Simmons, Michaiah Chock, Kelsey Castillo and Leisa VanVooren new school record in the 4x800m relay

@antoniodelotero @jamesbourke18 my study days

me: today is gonna be such a productive day i’m gonna get so much work done also me:

@jamesbourke18 Whateverrrr

@Maci_Rich I got you boo twitter.com/daddyblanco_/s…

Take me back to Mexico 😩🍻👙🌴🌊🍍💕