Mack Dalton

@lolo_tho I wrote a ten page paper in one night in college and it ruined me because I still got an A so I just…kept doing it

I was told by a 22yr old today that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without AI.

@bykevinclark where are you drinking tonight? I’ll join you. It’d be tragic if it weren’t so funny.

Let's do it anyway.

what can you even say about that game? how do you even approach the locker room?

@Ceruti I wish I could say I’m surprised but it was the shakiest 20 point lead in the history of basketball. should’ve just held the ball and tried to run the clock out after halftime

Team should refund everyone’s tickets btw

something very unsettling about the level of anti rory sentiment. literally everyone in this (Irish!) bar loudly rooting against him.

been watching the masters in some bars this week. an interesting phenomenon: when did the Rory hate amongst the bros start?

is this like a youtube generation thing? texting my nephew

logging on real quick to say that is the furtherst I've ever seen a baseball be hit

not a whole lot gets me to go through the steps of signing back in, but here we are

How do we think the president-elect’s upcoming sentencing hearing is going to go?

I can’t believe we’re doing this again

@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump Get fucked

WHEN WE GET KNOCKED DOWN, WE DON’T STAY DOWN—WE GET UP AGAIN… FIGHT! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!! SwampTheVoteUSA.com

If I turn the game off now, the score stands

@b0bby_digital this was so wild. I hope they were there to watch them lose haha

Sometimes noise canceling headphones are too noise cancely

Put Vandy in the playoff

also watching this history illegally bc the game is blacked out is perfect mlb

6-FOR-6 THREE HOME RUNS 10 RUNS BATTED IN SHOHEI OHTANI HAVE MERCY 🤯

He did it. He really did it. 50/50 club, members: 1

I don’t hate my job but I hate GOING to my job (I’m late right now)