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may i offer you all another devastating sidmack picture on this beautiful day

@squidcros89 even more wrong of him, he doesn't even know how often i say "sidneeeh crosbeeeh" out loud now that's an essential part of my vocabulary

@mackerelbellini He was only sitting there to tell Dickie off wearing his sweater in the drunk video, he said his piece and left 😭 /jk

starting a rumor that sidney crosby hates sam dickinson

@johnklingberg hello john are u okay

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@juneebellss i better see every single baby shark at his house this summer or else

@mackerelbellini well he didn’t invite him to his house to train so he obviously hates him??

@EthelSluggs connor bedard and sam dickinson can start a support group

@mackerelbellini It’s all very nasty and cliqueish to me

@crtslswanx IM SORRY ITS A JOKE I PROMISE

@mackerelbellini this hurts me mentally 🫩

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i have a canadian bench video that i think is funny but everyone has to promise to be chill and normal first

how did they convince him to do this genuinely😭

i would die for macklin celewienie

@moneyjerkk i know, i just think that's very funny from nhlers who generally dgaf about hygiene😭

@mackerelbellini These bottles are shared so they dont want to put their lips on them im p sure

does anyone know why he drinks like that

@LlouiiT70098 yeah i do see how this would allow him to still see in front of him while drinking, that does make sense 🙂‍↕️

@mackerelbellini think it's bcuz those bottles are shared, and he doesn't want to make direct contact with them (even though there's a bottle with his name on it, most people just grab whatever is available). He keeps his eyes glued to the ice while drinking, then it becomes a habit🧐🤔

@chillysfav nhlers probably think it's gay to drink from the same bottle😭 but also i honestly dont care i just thought it was funny

@mackerelbellini no im exactly the same, no one cares ab it when we do it… maybe the nhlers do?!😭 also i find it more fun to drink that way ahaha

@2025wcc i doubt that would be the grossest thing that hockey players do lmao😭

@mackerelbellini Probably gross with 20~ ppl sharing bottles 😭

@chillysfav i know! but i've played team sports my whole life and literally no one ever cared unless someone was sick (maybe us europeans just don't care about hygiene enough or something😅)

@mackerelbellini also! many sports teams have loads of bottles that they refill for each game so players can just grab one, so it’s courtesy to not drink directly because they all get used by everybody

i will be pretending the scf doesn't exist until something good happens, thank you for your understanding

@2025wcc i still think this could all be solved by just drinking from the bottle normally instead of spraying from a distance but i guess that would be gay or whatever

@mackerelbellini Probably water spraying the side of your mouth is more comfortable than directly in the middle of your tongue or accidentally hitting the back of your throat

@wshland okay that makes total sense thank u

@mackerelbellini idk if it’s like that for him too, but i drink like that bcs of these bottles i had when i played with a cage. you usually drink from the side of your mouth

@melinaonice okay fair enough but follow up question: why don't they just drink from the bottle normally.... is it gay to touch the bottle with your mouth? is it for health reasons?

i personally hate water going directly down my throat with these bottles, it feels like someone's trying to drown me so maybe he's the same 🤷

@StubbyMuffin macklin celebrini photographed by me

hampter :)