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@mackintoshes

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max@mackintoshes·
me: your total is $18.47 customer: here is $20 :) me: *presses $20 payment on register* customer: oh! i have 24 cents! me: im sorry i dont work here anymore
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debs 🏒@ilyaslestat·
BREAKING NEWS: Heated Rivalry (2025) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 497th time
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Nimori@AdunaicMolester·
Just had an extra slice of bread with my eggs for breakfast. Starter house got pushed back another 40 years.
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shae 🌺@hvllanovvv·
now its conboobie time
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dior ✞@deeore5·
"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire
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𓇼rach𓇼@dsbuckleys·
my holy trinity
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bea@wasianraver·
YOU GETTING FUCKED TONIGHT
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loren@hudderall·
generational face cards
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loren@hudderall·
every time connor does the tongue thing i feel the need to be put down like a rabid dog
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delaney@delaneyhwill·
sports are actually great for anxious people like why be worried about my job when i can be worried about 23 men who do not know i exist
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solé@layxsnv·
I be so happy when I get off work, I feel like I just got released from jail.
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alexandra@borgenszn·
he’s wearing a fucking Hank chain…
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𓇼rach𓇼@dsbuckleys·
category is: hud thighs
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feral@ncrmalpeople·
all these hudson ads making me understand the pure psychosexual torture ilya was put through being bombarded with shane in various states of undress on every screen and billboard imaginable
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demi adejuyigbe@electrolemon·
just got an email saying my domino's pizza points are about to expire. i can't have one fucking thing in this fucking world
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NHL@NHL·
For the final time... Starting in goal, No. 32, Jonathan Quick! 🥹
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OKC BLUE@okcblue·
Payton stayed in rhythm from the arc 👌 23 PTS, 5 3PM, 69% FG 📊
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OKC THUNDER@okcthunder·
A movie 🎬
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