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@mackintoshes

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Iowa Katılım Ocak 2014

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max@mackintoshes·9 Şub

me: your total is $18.47 customer: here is $20 :) me: *presses $20 payment on register* customer: oh! i have 24 cents! me: im sorry i dont work here anymore

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debs 🏒@ilyaslestat·6d

BREAKING NEWS: Heated Rivalry (2025) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 497th time

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Nimori@AdunaicMolester·21 May

Just had an extra slice of bread with my eggs for breakfast. Starter house got pushed back another 40 years.

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shae 🌺@hvllanovvv·14 May

now its conboobie time

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dior ✞@deeore5·6 May

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

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𓇼rach𓇼@dsbuckleys·5 May

my holy trinity

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bea@wasianraver·5 May

YOU GETTING FUCKED TONIGHT

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loren@hudderall·5 May

generational face cards

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loren@hudderall·3 May

every time connor does the tongue thing i feel the need to be put down like a rabid dog

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delaney@delaneyhwill·30 Nis

sports are actually great for anxious people like why be worried about my job when i can be worried about 23 men who do not know i exist

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solé@layxsnv·21 Nis

I be so happy when I get off work, I feel like I just got released from jail.

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KC NoDak Brim 🇺🇸@brim006·17 Nis

The “body scanning device”

College Transfer Portal@CollegeFBPortal

NEW: Jaxon Smith-Njigba wore a size 12 at Ohio State and had hamstring issues. Seattle switched him to a 10.5 and the problems went away. The Seahawks have been using body scans to customize gear for each player and it’s paying off 👏

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lip 🏒@juridicodoshane·17 Nis

imagina seu primeiro dia sendo gay e ESSE é o primeiro cara que vc coloca as maos

noa@SH4NEHOLLANDER

oh this is crazy

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alexandra@borgenszn·16 Nis

he’s wearing a fucking Hank chain…

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𓇼rach𓇼@dsbuckleys·14 Nis

category is: hud thighs

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feral@ncrmalpeople·14 Nis

all these hudson ads making me understand the pure psychosexual torture ilya was put through being bombarded with shane in various states of undress on every screen and billboard imaginable

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