Max

“So you like it rough?😏😏😏” *decapitates you*

@theaugfather14 Bro their show here sold out too quick 😭😭

Really sucks I can’t eat peanuts, almonds, OR cashews this month 😔😔😔 #NoNutNovember

Me when Kanye didn’t drop the album at midnight

@Ivan_Warren :-)

@mackqs_ This is what you waited half a year to tweet

Ninja x Red Bull Headband: Tied Ninja x Adidas Track Suit: Zipped Red Bull: Cracked Mixer Stream: On Fortnite: Booted Up 😎

Bird Box (2018)

Me: “I don’t need to study for this exam” Canvas: *gets a 27%* Me:

“Dab she’ll like you more” -Nathan talking to me about his cat

Flat Earthers and Round Earthers are both wrong. An intellectual like myself knows the world is a cube made in minecraft

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again is going to be a great addition to the MMCU (Mamma Mia Cinematic Universe for the uncultured)

I like some of the Gaga songs, what the fuck does she know about cameras?

Much better

Are trapezoids gay?

When it’s 3am and you thirsty af

My dad just discovered Vine, boy do I have a surprise for him

Relatable

Happy Birthday to the GOAT @koedebautista much love for ya man

"The grass looks fine, if that's what you mean." "What grass?" #gatsby