Michael McKenzie

Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?

@MrPitbull07 Shoulda tipped $100 minimum. SMH

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson

@NBA__Courtside When u insert an aging ball hog into the mix that’s what happens.

Brian Windhorst on the Lakers: “When Luka, LeBron, Austin Reaves play together, they’re just not a good team… When it’s just Reaves and Luka the Lakers are an excellent team. When all 3 play, they’re not. If you look at 100 possessions, when it’s just Luka and Reaves vs all 3, it’s a 20 point spread” (Via @FirstTake)

Sorry Bunny… this was better. music.apple.com/us/music-video…

@indicatorfn Yes

@GhimanMcKinney Good vibe… show was good. Be nice to have known Spanish … just sayin !

Kendrick Lamar’s was even weaker so yep try again with THAT.

@stoolpresidente Don’t be a bitch Dave.

All I’ve tried to do for the past 2 weeks is lift people up. Raise their spirits. Make them part of this Super Bowl experience. And what do I get for my trouble? People being nasty beyond belief to me. Well we may have lost but at least I can still rest my head on the pillow tonight knowing I win and lose with class. Unlike a lot of people online. If being a jerk to me online makes you happy I’m sad for you and will pray for you. #NEPats

@BussinWTB Uno !

Rate the halftime show 1-10 ⬇️

@scubaryan_ I’d do video 2 no problem

Marlon was shocked by the new videos that MrBeast is currently working on 😳🔥 VIDEO #1 - 100 wannabe astronauts compete in games to win a chance to go to space. VIDEO #2 - someone drives a lambo across the world to keep it (could take 4 months)

@PatMcAfeeShow There guys are gonna win … ain’t they !!

HOLY SHIT… Let’s GOOOOO

⁦@espn⁩ what’s a conern ? Do better !

@unlimited_ls The judge is 92 years old ??????

JUST IN: Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro claims he was "kidnapped" during outburst in Manhattan federal court "I'm the president of the republic of Venezuela ... I am here kidnapped ... I was captured at my home in Caracas, Venezuela," he said before District Judge Alvin Hellerstein, 92, stopped him "Let me interfere -- there will be a time and a place to go into all of this. Your counsel will be able to make motions ... at this time, I just want to know one thing: Are you Nicolás Maduro Moros?" he asked "I am Nicholas Maduro Moros," he replied The judge said: "Mr. Maduro ... is charged in one count of narco-terrorism conspiracy, specifically from 1999 to 2025, he knowingly conspired with others ... and intentionally provided something of pecuniary value to a person or organization engaged in terrorism and terrorist activity."

@Matt_Pinner In a New York minute !

Would you take the deal?

@TrumpsHurricane all of my bros & mirrors

Men what is Stopping you from dressing like this ??

@otokyo__ Diadora

Name one

@lady_valor_07 Buy Apple stock

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@MS2PZ No.

Quick Math trick to guess your age

@RWB_American Wow. There are actually judges with a brain. Wish I could say the same for my town.

A city ticketed and arrested a good Smartian that cleared an 80 year old lady's driveway from snow the city's plows dumped on her driveway. It took a smart judge to throw out the charges and admonished the city.

#IDontWantToOverreactBUT Bengal still not good at the footballing 🍞💩🍞

Random take… Fabolous - Street Dreams (2003) still 🔥. Don’t believe me … ask your dad !!