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Dear @elonmusk Nigerians need your help. Internet access here feels like a scam. We pay for data from MTN Nigeria, Airtel Nigeria, and Globacom, but speeds are unreliable and data disappears faster than it should. Nigerians consumed 4 billion gigabytes of data in just 3 months. January to March 2026. N3.33 trillion spent on data alone. Starlink is already a game changer, but pricing keeps it out of reach for millions who need it most. Make Starlink more affordable in Nigeria. You won’t just disrupt a market. You’ll unlock opportunities for millions of young people building, learning, and working online every day. Africa is ready and Nigeria is waiting. @Starlink #Starlink #Nigeria #FixTheInternet

butterflies aren’t even made of butter, i’m sick of all the lies

If they start cleaning around you…Leave.

@fuszm fr?

a coin has two sides.

I hope God take it easy on us

I accidentally smiled during a funeral.

@laffodiI yep

it feels so good to drink an entire glass of water at once

Oh my genuinely what the hell is my problem

@Jhurnseen word

I’m not a billionaire but my billions are near.

@Fargo5p make i epp you tag police ng.

Dey there dey work, if you like no go thief

@Janiee_Jayy there's no love anywhere.

There's no love in Lagos.

Wetin police for dey chop if dem no harass boys

dogs will fart in your face and then ask you for dinner

you seem familiar, have i threatened you before?

Bro to bro, avoid gambling by all means possible.

God is great, I can't lie.

Be the doom you wish to see in the scroll.

No go enter commotion because of motion.

Bro, na only money be my prayer.

Crash out because, what if you are their karma ?!