Ricky Malnaj

@APA_Planning HELP! I was able to access an hour ago, but now I get the bad gateway error!

Today’s the day! Welcome to #NPC20atHome. We're so excited to have you join us as we kick off three days of sessions, networking, and conversations about the future of planning. Here we go! planning.org/npcathome

@StormChaser_81 @home @APA_Planning yes

Anyone else having trouble getting the planning.org website working for #NPC20 @home?? @APA_Planning

I have a theory that the Pure @lacroixwater is slightly fizzier than the other flavors.

@WWClaytor I THINK I SAW YOU RUNNING!

@treelzebub DO EEET!

Me: I'm not going to seek validation of others in 2018 Also Me: LET ME DROP MY VERY IMPORTANT WORK I'M DOING TO RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL WITHIN 5 MINUTES OF RECEIVING IT

The greatest thing about traveling home to see your family is you don't have to worry about forgetting your eczema creams- cause you inherited that shit.

tfw you realize you could have had Microsoft Excel on your phone in 2003.

My name ain't 'Krogucci' its Kroger.... Kroger Jackson Creek, if you're nasty.

Confession: I was in my late teens before I learned that FAQ was not Ticketmaster subtlety saying "Faaaaaahhh-ckkk you" to me in plain sight.

Missing Paul and Sheila today...

"Be gentle to yourself today, it's gonna be a doosey!" - WHAT I SAY TO MYSELF LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE DAY

1/ I've been thinking about this a lot the last few weeks, and I can't let it go. Dear everyone: Stop letting your bosses tell you the company is really "like a family." It's not, and that kind of talk is often used to manipulate employees, especially younger employees.

It is officially the time of year where I have full permission to close all my emails with "Gobble Gobble."

Today is the day I finally take a PiYo class.

@hrickbeil @1500ESPNHEIDT @1500ESPN_Reusse @ChrisReuvers Rob Manfred is not going to like that, Dad. :P

What should I be for Halloween?

Truck Junk Maxx

Me: (incredulously) What is this?! An amusement park for cats!! Chris: That would be an ameowsment park, Mallory...