Macy Greb

For those of you who didn’t live through the invasion of Iraq, here is what is about to happen: 1. There will be a MASSIVE propaganda push (by Republicans) to frame this act of war as a moral necessity and to act like anyone who opposes it is working for “the enemy.”

sitting in my last class of grad school EVER and we are THANKFUL

My dog is protective of tubs of vaseline and my family has no idea how to deal with it

Me after washing my dog: “Please don’t move, let me grab a towel” My dog:

ladies..... u got a freckle on the middle of ur wrist or is this a myth lmao

My boyfriend tries to sabotage every Instagram story

Everything I know about these Kardashians I learnt against my will.

“The Jonas Brothers are back after 6 years.” My 25 year old self: twitter.com/kiribaku/statu…

You tryna tell me girls aren’t super genius’s? Explain how they do the towel torpedo on their head then

Be humble. You may be wrong. Be kind. You may be remembered. Be hard working. You may be luckier. Be trustworthy. You may see further. Be generous. Others may reciprocate. Be curious. You may stay teachable. Be forgiving. You may feel lighter. Be yourself. You will be happier.

Favorite part of my job is feeding max his treat everyday.

In today’s episode of what you’ve been doing wrong your entire life:

@AustralianOpen @RafaelNadal @rogerfederer

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I just remembered the time I was dating a British man and I was annoyed at him about something so I deliberately made my tea in the microwave while staring him right in the eyes