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Can somebody come over and just beat the absolute fucking shit out of me

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

Check out this guy my buddy saw in Evansville Indiana

@VLONEPREDATOR Gonna have to pass legislation to name a day after him

If LeBron beats the Thunder he’s getting put in Nelson Mandela conversations

Support Walter White

@highlightheaven @PopBase Do you want to play Rocket League

@PopBase hi

‘The Ugly Duckling’ was released 87 years ago today.

School Night (Acrylic paint on canvas)

@ShamsCharania Okay

NBA's ALL-TIME record for points in a single game: 1. Wilt Chamberlain: 100 points 2. Bam Adebayo, 83 points 3. Kobe Bryant, 81 points

@bcwomenshockey Classic prank

Changing your ig username to your buddy’s fiancés new name on the day before their wedding then selling the username to her

@legit_scumbag Because I’m in love with you

Why do y'all follow me

@Bourdain @ApparentlyJxck ?

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

@WaleyMark @RKELLAS The one problem with RDR2 is some of the gameplay mechanics are clunky, but Witcher 3 is somehow even worse imo

@RKELLAS I know of one game I consider greater in all aspects. Except maybe story and mc. In this aspect they are equal, but everything else? Gimme me the Witcher 3

Red Dead Redemption II is the single finest piece of media that has ever been produced. I'm not sure it will ever be beaten. Nothing comes close.

@AlphaKep Next golfing round in brickyard on me

NRG vs KARMINE CORP is the BEST RIVALRY in RL HISTORY. Its only beginning

I wonder if the devil ever looks up and gets scared of the hell we’ve created for ourselves

@killmefam Did you vote for Obamna? #didyouvoteforobamna

@JamesLucasIT watching Instagram reels here >>>>

In South America, there is a place where 275 waterfalls cascade together. It is called Iguazu Falls, and it is the largest waterfall system in the world.

Sure let’s just have them run on the skis instead who gives a fuck anymore

@AlexGoldenNBA He’s been one of my favorite Pacers for years and was sad to see him to go. Truly wish the best for him.

Isaiah Jackson posted a farewell to Indiana after being traded to the LA Clippers: "Indy, since day one you’ve always shown me love. Coming into the league as a 19 year old, Every teammate and coach taught me so many life lessons. How to be a pro, taking accountability and my work ethic. These lessons shaped me into the man I am today. I also learned to never change who you are, no matter how good or bad things may get. So I just want to thank the Pacers for accepting me and my family as one of their own!! God has a plan and I’m very grateful for the ups and the down over these past five years!! It’s always love Indy❤️"

@ocksportello All time tweet

Anthony Davis in washington may be what finally gets this country universal healthcare

@littlefucky That’s my favorite movei👍🔥

If I lay here, if I just lay here. Would you lie with me and just forget the world? - Maya Angelou. 🫂🩷

To all the haters saying I’m broke have u seen this picture of me with $7 well how about now