madcopywriter

Water gun? Nope! I am gonna play Holi with a stun gun this year and then say bura na mano Holi hai.

"Bura na mano Holi hai" That's exactly why I feel bura

don't hex them, dex them. iykyk

I came, I saw, I ignored.

UK: Alas India: Khalaas

made my list of 365 tasks for 2026 bc i can do only one thing each day. rest of the day i need for recovery

@damnitashleigh yeah. noticed this too

Noah just casually reading House of Leaves in Nobody Wants This??? What an insane choice lmao.

@heavyglocm ikr. pleasantly surprised

noah reading house of leaves in nobody wants this… i’m on the floor

@gaboantillano yes. good reading choice

My client and I have a lot in common. We both don't have budget to meet our goals.

Sharing food ❌ Sharing calories ✔️

I came to the office. I saw the meeting invites. I conquered by declining those invites.

I like my carbs how I like my spreadsheets: Complex

6 figures is not as sixy as people make it sound

what I eat in a day: client's tantrums agency's excuses parents' scolding

not me putting 'home' as destination while booking a cab for the office 🫠

not letting your employees getting 8 hrs of sleep should be illegal

be unhinged and send all 100 headline options you created for client approval

every creative team for their clients: they not like us 🎤

when you realize it would take entire 2025 to lose the weight you gained during 2024 christmas holiday season